Movies - change one letter. Silence of the Limbs, anyone?

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Hairy Potter - Young wizard at Hogwarts finds out his dad is in fact Hagrid

Op - Old grumpy man ties balloons to his house after failed hip replacement

The Lord of the Rungs - window-cleaning will never be the same again...

Nuns on the rut nuns on the rug nuns on the rum

sorry, censored by the vatican

Wanks - Under sexed, over paid and over here.

Wiping away the tears at The Wizard of OS

Doctor Error's House of Horrors - medical negligence case gets out of hand.

Oh What a Lovely Car - Jeremy Clarkson and Richard Hammond chat about thier motors.

Bambo - Baby deer hunts down the men who shot her mother.

The Loneliness of the Long-Distance Rutter - unrequited love on the Marathon circuit
Swish Family Robinson - a story of upper-class castaways

The Dork Knight - Socially-awkward superhero battles crime.

Raiders of the Lost Arm - Indie in search for a missing prosthetic limb.

Carry on Creaming - a marathon bake session.

The Hugh Grant series:

Four Beddings and a Funeral: Hugh Grant plays a foppish anti-hero who sleeps with a woman four times and then she dies of boredom

Love Factually: Hugh Grant plays a foppish anti-hero who struggles to find love in a world where nobody cares about football stats

Mickey Glue Eyes: Hugh Grant plays a foppish anti-hero who struggles to find love in a world where suppurating conjunctivitis is apparently not a major turn on

Snotting Hill: Hugh Grant plays a foppish anti-hero who struggles to find love despite a debilitating ENT condition

Harry on Henry - an autobiographical story about a roguish prince

Carry on vamping - the more sedctive sequel

Carry on Clio - adventures of a small car in Egypt

Fission impossible - counterfactual war movie on the failure of the atomic bomb

Indiana Jones and the Lust Crusade. starring - well, Harrison Ford and Sean Connory will do if you're old enough.

Far from the Madding Crow - for everyone who hated The Birds

Fatman and Robin - christmas special about santa and his little winged friend

From Here to Maternity - how a short train of pulses at a frequency of 1.2 Hz changed the course of history

A River Guns Through - child named by hippy parents finally explodes

Rice Age - a heartwarming tale of animals trying to survive in a land covered in all manner of grain

Crouching Tigger, Hidden Dragon - Winnie the pooh's pal goes head to head with the masters of Wu Shu

Kung Fu Rustle - kung fu masters on the quest for fabric softener

The Princess Bribe - Buttercup agrees to forsake true love in exchange for a new Mulberry handbag

The Blab - run, dont walk, the office blabbermouth is coming

I could do this for hours...

Lone Story: solo pleasures for young people

Foodfellas: cooking was their life

City of Mod: sideburns abound

Once upon a Time in the Vest: memories of cold winters in years gone by

The Green Bile: frightening film about the dangers of gall bladder disease

Raging Dull: a good movie for an insomniac to watch on TV late at night

For a Few Collars More: Dry cleaning epic

The Sixth Tense: adventures in a language with very difficult grammar

The Big Sleet: another winter epic

Groundhog Dad: He couldn't believe he was going to be a father again, and again, and again. Salutatory story about a man who just would not learn to keep it zipped.

The Wild Munch: far-out eating story with terrible table manners on display

Rain Can: a rather small but very focused movie about a receptacle used when the roof started to leak

The Whining - Horror film about a writer snowed in at a remote hotel with only a spoiled child and a Coldplay CD for company.

The Parent Crap - just how do you poo in private?

The Neverending Tory - party political zombie movie

The Prestig - Documentary about early series of Top Gear.

Travels with my *unt
Charley's *unt

I leave these to your imagination!