Movies - change one letter. Silence of the Limbs, anyone?

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Hairy Potter - Young wizard at Hogwarts finds out his dad is in fact Hagrid

Op - Old grumpy man ties balloons to his house after failed hip replacement

The Lord of the Rungs - window-cleaning will never be the same again...

Sat On A Hot Tin Roof-burnt buttocks

Witless For The Prosecution- Keanu Reeves stars in this legal drama.

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Silly Elliot - a moving drama about a young boy who dreamed of being the next Norman Wisdom

Batman Legins- show off the male part nicely

The Batrix - scary future thriller about Beatrix Potter
Slade Runner - what really happened to that 70s band
PissInBoots - accidents do happen o r was it revenge?
Star Truk The Movie - intergalactic lorry of the future
Meet The F*ckers - too obvious??
Chicken Fun - specialist film for those that like chickens
You Got Sail - postmen start up a chandelrey business
The 69 Steps - a road to heaven?

SlumDog Billionaire; inflation takes its toll on a popular gameshow.

Eyes Wide Shit

Lady and the Trump

The Incredible Bulk - about a bariatric, green superhero

The ion King- a positive tale.

Videodrone - a movie buff goes on. And on. And on.

The Lazykillers - no wonder they got caught

The Desperate Fours - some people will do anything to win at bridge

The Snots of Kilimanjaro - dying doctor relives his battle against deadly outbreak

Tie Hard - the story of a small girl's first day at school

Footsie - Dustin Hoffman pretends to be a foot to get a job as a podiatrist

It's A Wonderful Lift- an uplifting tale sure to elevate the audience.

The Great Brain Robbery - the story of an organ stealing scandal

Oh god I'm dying at The Snots of Kilimanjaro.

The Great Drain Robbery - cunning thieves try sneaking through the sewers.

Pantasia - the wonderful world of underwear
Yeast of Eden-James Dean moodily making bread
Sand By Me-coming of age and DIY combined
Fat on a Hot Tin Roof-now where did I put that Lard?
Gassy Come Home-return of the farty family pet

The Gowering Inferno - Paul Newman disaster movie set in the south wales coast.

Die Bard - assasination attack on Will Shakespeare
Flesh Gordon - that's already been done!!!
Enter The Bragon - stealth boasting!

Lady and the Trump. Sheer Genius.

Reservoir Mogs.

Star Wags.

I'm rubbish at this.

The Loin King - a butcher corners the market in Tunbridge Wells

Glumdog Millionaire - proof that money really doesn't buy happiness.

The Neverending Store - you've been trying to get out for half an hour but you've gone in a circle and ended up by the fabric softener again.

Taxi Drivel - The tedious tale of a public transport worker's battle with verbal diarrhea