Movies - change one letter. Silence of the Limbs, anyone?

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Hairy Potter - Young wizard at Hogwarts finds out his dad is in fact Hagrid

Op - Old grumpy man ties balloons to his house after failed hip replacement

The Lord of the Rungs - window-cleaning will never be the same again...

Whoops. Night of, that should have been.

Tern Wolf - unlikely story of arctic bird turned lycanthrope

OMG I have only skimmed a page or two of this thread and I'm sure it's full of priceless stuff but I have just completely PMSL at 'JEWS - just when you thought it was safe to go back in the synagogue.'

The Men Who Stare At Boats - the charming tale of sea-vessel anoraks

Full Metal Packet - is that a mortar in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

Carry On Comping - council staff receive a surprsing message from the head of legal services

You only jive twice: JB throws his back out in a Carribean resort

School of Cock - Jack Black shouts obscenities at a classroom full of scared and confused children

Batmon - Man with bad fake Jamaican accent fights crime whilst wearing tights and a cape.

Bratman - immature whiny superhero gets his comeuppance
Sniderman - superhero whose power is sarcasm
Rotting Hill - superstar goes into bookshop with weird smell and leaves immediately, owner discovers gone-off sandwiches behind the books, doesn't realise they have put off the love of his life
Saturday Night Fiver - student cheap night out
Pull Fiction - film about a guy who tells huge fibs about copping off with girls
One with the Wind - the Dalai Lama goes to Hollywood and in an hilarious mix up is cast in a romantic film set in the Deep South
Citizen Lane - story about a socialist small street
Toy Store - set in a toy shop
Tay Story - tale of toys on a trip down the river Tay
Blazing Paddles - group of cowboys on a river trip and their oars go on fire
The Modfather - Paul Weller and a tale of family loyalty, crime, revenge and horse's heads

Feck I should really do some work

Saturday Night Fiver

Dr Not
From Russia with Dove- staring a real Bond Woman
Cold Finger - fish fingers plot global domination
ThunderWall - Bond at the Oasis
The man with the golden bun
and it's sequel Moonbaker

A view to a grill (ok that's 2)

Pie another day

Stag Wars - Typical night out in Blackpool

Sliding Moors - Film about a geography teacher who was very boring.

Fable Attraction - Death by morals

Lances with Wolves - One woman's obsession with novelty Sporn!

Mingin in the Rain - Story of a teenager who lost his door key

Darty Dancing - How one woman managed to win the pub dart championships whilst doing the Tango!

Pukes of Hazzard

A Piss Before Dying

The Bards - a small town is invaded by an army of poets, much blank verse ensues

Calendar Gills

Fish Season in Yorkshire

Get Farter
The Fart and the Furious
Fart Apache

(lowers the tone)

Horrible Busses- public transport gone bad

Return of the Bing - crooner dusts off his pipe ready for his comeback

To Sid with love: The X-rated Sidney Poitier tribute film.

No Country for Old Hen - retired chicken moves to the city

The Pound Of Music - Noisy neighbours

Sliderman - story of a crap superhero

Paws - a charming seaside town is menaced by a horde of puppies
From Dawn till Dust - frantic tale of vampire cleaning ladies
Hodzilla - Giant builder terrorizes Tokyo
Pay of the Triffids - mutant plants seek trade union advice over wage freezes (Mike Leigh, largely improvised)
Abigail's Tarty - mother bemoans her daughter's loose morals
Jane Ayre(s) - tragic tale of a forlorn comic poet
Toy Store - pre-show advertising

Jedward Scissorhands is still making me snort

I also like Snapes on a plane, which I saw on Facebook It hink.

This is very addictive!

True Prit - US marshal goes in search of a genuine glue stick