Movies - change one letter. Silence of the Limbs, anyone?

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Hairy Potter - Young wizard at Hogwarts finds out his dad is in fact Hagrid

Op - Old grumpy man ties balloons to his house after failed hip replacement

The Lord of the Rungs - window-cleaning will never be the same again...

Rise of the Planet of the Apps

• the story of when the iPhones take over

1308 - hotel room with peculiar noises heard directly above
The 50th state - bloke tries to sell Hawaii to the English

AM just crying at Snakes on a Plate and Twitlight.

Mouth Parcific - a musical where they sing "There Is Nothing Like being on the Game","I'm Gonna Wash That Man Right Outa My Flairs" and "Honey Gun"

Dellboy - A cockney, raised from infancy after being conjured by and rescued from the Nazis, grows up to become a defender against the forces of darkness

Silence Of The Slams- if a door shuts and nobody hears it, did it make a noise? Obscure independent European effort with subtitles.

Might Club- nobody talks about it. Probably because they aren't that bothered.

Pats vs Dogs - Postmen run for lives.

Sliderman- Tobey Maguire loses his powers.

Neowulf - there is a monsta in the matrix

The Incredible Sulk- don't make him angry, because he won't speak to you for a week.

The Treat Escape - the chocolate aisle of Tescos stages a mass breakout after hiding in the vegetables.

Fission Impossible - Tom Cruise's nuts prove strangely resistant to demon rays.

Ciderman - his only super power is that after a few, he sticks to the floor.

Fiddler on the Poof - oh I can't be arsed

Remains of the Dad - 'Downton Abbey' crossed with 'Weekend At Bernie's.'

Abut A Boy - lonely preteen gets fed up with everyone trying to stand next to him.

Footlose - Kevin Bacon's flouting of factory health and safety laws leads to horrific industrial accident.

Lake Placido. One time international opera singer retires to sleepy American suburb only to find himself battling to save the locals from a rampaging gigantic crocodile. with a taste for human flesh.

A Fish Called Panda - Hilarious foray into the life of a cold blooded aquatic vertebrate with specie-dysmorphia.

Oh god I can't stop, help me.

About a goy

30-something rapscallion rehabilitated by a gentile....

Blokeback Mountain

Two gruff northerners get even gruffer on a camping trip up the Cheviots

This one is kinda borrowed:

The Credible Hulk. You don't want to make him angry because when he gets really worked up he always backs his arguments up with verifiable data from peer reviewed studies.

The E-Men: superheroes get their hands in the air on Ibiza helped by lots of drugs. And Wossname gets out of his wheelchair because he's so loved up.