Movies - change one letter. Silence of the Limbs, anyone?

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Hairy Potter - Young wizard at Hogwarts finds out his dad is in fact Hagrid

Op - Old grumpy man ties balloons to his house after failed hip replacement

The Lord of the Rungs - window-cleaning will never be the same again...

Footlose. Hahaha brilliant.

Bight Club - The first rule of Bight Club is, you do not talk about the fishing forecast.

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Bight Club was released at around the same time as Wight Club. East 5 to 7, increasing gale 8 at times, then veering southeast 4. Slight or moderate, becoming moderate or rough for a time. Rain or thundery showers. Good, occasionally poor. (Cert PG. Contains scenes of a distressing nature to mackerel.)

Bilko. The high jinks and mad cap goings on of a wheelin' dealin' S.A. civil rights activist?

You live coastally, Talc, right?

Line - yes. Although today you wouldn't know it. Bastard oggin's nigh on invisible in the maelstrom outside. Snuggly indoors but DH says he is swimming later with some chums

The World According to Carp - fish muse on the ins and outs of life in a small fishing lake in middle America.

Ooh I like these sea-based ones.

The Old Man and The Pea - an epic struggle between an aging gardener and a giant legume.

The Cruet Sea - The Royal Navy defeat U-boats using only condiments.

Where The Mild Things Are - The story of Max's less adventurous friend

The Thirds - a group of unsuccessful graduates eat some bad seed and terrorise Tippi Hedron.

Past Away - like the original but Hanks doesn't make it back

Caste Away - a film exploring the outdated class system of fish indigenous to tropical islands.

American Pike - There's something fishy at the High School

The Ladykilters - Supergran's new gang

Swallows and Amazon - a flock of migrating birds raid the giant book retailer.

Ding Dong - Leslie Phillips scales the empire state building to rescue a fair maiden.

Notional Velvet - a surreal art house film about theoretical luxury fabric.

Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stoned

Harry Potter and the Poisoner of Azkaban

Moby Duck: an epic fight between man and duck.

The Kate Runner - a princess agree to enter a charity marathon, but gets cold feet and hires a lookee-likee to take her place.

E, Robot - renegade robots attack Yorkshire

Wanking tall: One mans tale of aiming for the stars

The food guys: Two men and their high jinx in a downtown maccy d's

Ghost shit: Mystery of the phantom dumper

Pilates of the Caribbean. Sparrow's back and this time he's wearing lycra. This thought provoking film takes a long overdue look at the sensitive side of the much maligned sea faring thieves of the West Indies.