Movies - change one letter. Silence of the Limbs, anyone?

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Hairy Potter - Young wizard at Hogwarts finds out his dad is in fact Hagrid

Op - Old grumpy man ties balloons to his house after failed hip replacement

The Lord of the Rungs - window-cleaning will never be the same again...

Nothing Hill - Vacuous plot with vapid characters. Nuff said.

Rotting Hill - Hugh Grant scours local tips on a search for prostitutes.

Night of the Demo - A&R man is stalked by indie band who insist on playing him their crappy self-recorded EP.

The Tall Gay - Jeff Goldblum sleeps with Rowan Atkinson instead of Emma Thompson

Rebel Without a Case - James Dean forgets to pack.
The Bungle Book - a change of scene for Bungle, Zippy and George.
The Shiting - scary stuff

Fiddler on the Hoof - con-man has his wheels pinched
The Third Van - Viennese security agents expand their vehicle fleet
The Robe - suspense in Ancient Rome

Citizen Kate - scenes from the paparazzi world

Schindler's Lift - hitch-hiker gets more than he bargained for

The Shinning - playground leg kicking game gets nasty

and of course, my earlier offering should have read:
The Rope - suspense in Ancient Rome!

Anothe Roman epic, Finding Nero

Break fart at Tiffany's - the less romantic reality

Star Wags ... take your pick whether the Empire is destroyed by happy dogs or footballers wives.

The Wizard of OS - follow the yellow brick road, starting from grid reference 38.4500° N, 96.5333° W

How the Vest was Won - Granny Jaeger triumphs again
Glue Lagoon - a sticky ending

The Cattle of Britain - the true story of how the Luftwaffe was defeated by the gallant moo

The Izzard of Oz. - Turns out it's Eddie behind the curtain.

Pope Springs - you've been framed, Vatican special episode!!!!

Sniding Doors - sarcastic backchat on the London Underground.

Rope Springs - bungee jumping middle aged couple look to put the bounce back into their long marriage.

Sliding Boors - the Bullingdon Club meets strictly Ice Dancing

Tartan - Epic jungle adventure featuring a barely clad Robbie Coltrane swinging through the rain forests of South America.

Dirty Lancing - Unhygienic boil treatment at a 1960s American summer camp.

Toy Tory - Puppet government comes to life when no-one is looking.

The Flu - Freak accident turns scientist into half man, half virus.

Huns on the Run - posters on Netmums realise their mistake and come over to the dark side.

Night of the Loving Dead: Make sure your OFRS includes contraception.