Movies - change one letter. Silence of the Limbs, anyone?

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Hairy Potter - Young wizard at Hogwarts finds out his dad is in fact Hagrid

Op - Old grumpy man ties balloons to his house after failed hip replacement

The Lord of the Rungs - window-cleaning will never be the same again...

Stakes on a plane - Vampire hunters take to the air.

Pratty Woman - the same plot as the original

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Dust til Dawn..a woman goes on a mad cleaning binge and the tragedy that follows..

Seven Rides for Seven Brothers.

Fun at Blackpool Pleasure Beach for a large family.

Dome alone -one bald man's fight against prejudice.

Lulu - a tiny Scot and her tribe of warriors.

About a Bob - film about a chap called Robert.

Potting Hill - documentary on the drawbacks of mountainside allotments.

The Biros

Aggressive pens make life difficult for seaside town.

Porn Free

Lions do it for nothing in the Savannah

Don Air - Plane full of Oxbridge professors causes national security incident.

High Noun - Gary Cooper returns alone to face a gang of English teachers

Citizen Kant - Newspaper tycoon renounces his past and becomes a moral philosopher, what is the mystery behind his dying words 'Rosenberg, Rosenberg'?

Natural Born Millers - Murder mayhem and flour.

Inspired by Exit

Jive Free - an inspiring story about the world's first team of dancing lions

Flash of the Titans - an ancient, but impressive Full Monty.

Hop fuzz - tips for brewers with mouldy ingredients.

Pulp Diction - grape treaders' recital.

The Big Sheep - Humphrey Bogart trades moody badinage with Shaun the Sheep. Animated by Aardman and Raymond Chandler

The cast of the Mohicans- epic docu-drama , no animals killed in making -of

The Lash of the Mohicans - Rum, sodomy and the Pogues on tour in the forests of Arcadia

Advance apols for duplication:

The Dork Knight. Batman's geeky nemesis

Raving Private Ryan. An ex soldier turns to the hardcore club scene in a bid to blot out the memories of the horror of war.

Bunfight at the OK Corral-
Rumbo and Bambo- an elephant and a baby deer kick ass when they go native in Disneyland
and isn't it about time they did a Bollywood version of Whiskey Ban-galore?(without the whiskey, obviously...)and
I always wanted to do a Harry Potter spoof called 'Gladys Trotter and the Sultana-less Scone'

The World is Hot Enough - James Bond meets environmental villains

Licence to Dill - Bond has free reign in the kitchen with, err, dill

Sorry, it is 50 years of Bond.

Portofino - you're far too good at this!

GASH

The Vagine fights back during the Korean War

Cocky - the tragic tale of a boxer who got too big for his pants

Dame: aspiring teen drag queens compete for recognition at a stage school in New York City.
Lame: teens with minor mobility impairments compete for recognition at a stage school in New York City.
Tame: very shy teens wear a little bit of make-up, sing quite quietly, and wouldn't mind being recognised if it doesn't put anyone else out, at a stage school in New York City.

Hambo - when pork goes bad.

Same: clones in tap shoes

Same - Deja vu in a stage school in NYC