Movies - change one letter. Silence of the Limbs, anyone?

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Hairy Potter - Young wizard at Hogwarts finds out his dad is in fact Hagrid

Op - Old grumpy man ties balloons to his house after failed hip replacement

The Lord of the Rungs - window-cleaning will never be the same again...

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indeed!

Kindergarten pop- nice old grandpa volunteers in reception class

Whale you were sleeping- large sea mammal is told of its long nap

Funding Nemo - a small fishes struggle to obtain a student loan
The Lino, The Witch & The Wardrobe - floor covering in Narnia

Slipper! Heartwarming tale of comfortable footwear cheering up a young boy.
Slipper's new adventure - Boy and footwear escape the march of urban progress by going to a desert island and meeting Boden family.

They Died With Their Boobs On- The tale of Custer's terrible idea to disguise his troops in women's clothing.

The Mancunian Candidate - Brainwashing in Didsbury

Dude! Where's my cat? A young man puts up posters of his lost kitteh.

Cars Vs Dogs. The cars win.

Gary on up the Khyber - bumsex fun with added glitter and dubious overtones.

In the Name of the Lather - The Troubles, resolved by bubble bath.

I am sad But still tittering about the Towelling Inferno. Please shoot me now..

Alvin and the chiphunks - may contain erotic scenes involving a gay orgy

Forrest Hump - documenting the love between a man and his wood

I suspect Forrest Hump exists, peanut. And is infinitely less innocent that yours.

Don't google it. Just...don't.

Fill Bill - a gay porn romp
Fight Chub - Fat people fighting
Bars - A tour of UK pubs
Bars 2 - A tour of less well known UK pubs
Sleeting Beauty - A lovely winter's day
Robin Hoob - A movie about hoobs
Crainspotting - every little boy's hobby, made into a badly spelled movie

Scrambled, thank you.

The Umpire Strikes Back - a cricket official has finally had enough....

Public service, Linerunner - I do these things so you don't have to

Jags - John Presott terrorises a seaside town

Has Boot - a celebration of footwear

The Third Can - a stella too far

Richard Gere series:

Petty Woman. Romantic comedy about a prostitute who attaches insane importance to did-didn't arguments about trivial matters.

Infernal Affairs. He plays Satan with a red body stocking and horns.

Days of Leaven. An atmospherically shot nostalgic view of the life of a baker, with a permanent romantic mist of flour.

Piles from Home. One man's quest for anusol on a business trip.

Fred Corner. A sensitive biopic of Right Said Fred in which he takes the eponymous role.

The Cunting Party. Journalist with tourettes syndrome gets into hot water.

Day of the Head - a porn movie about....
The Evil Head - a porn movie about....
Night of the Living Head....

Sorry.

Barman Begins - Follow one young man's pulling career. Pint pulling.

Hay of the Dead - It's a farm, but no ordinary farm...

The Parent Trip - what else is there to do but take LSD when you can't get a babysitter on a friday night?

Good Will Bunting Ivy league college students organise a jubilee party

ha ha Romilly that made me laugh! Have been up ALL night with sick children and goodness I needed it - thank you!