Movies - change one letter. Silence of the Limbs, anyone?

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Hairy Potter - Young wizard at Hogwarts finds out his dad is in fact Hagrid

Op - Old grumpy man ties balloons to his house after failed hip replacement

The Lord of the Rungs - window-cleaning will never be the same again...

The Woman is Black - biopic of the odious Condoleeeeeeeeeeeeeeza Rice

A Tan for All Seasons - "I die the King's good servant, but Peter Andre's first"

Broadcast Mews - at last, KittenTV

Ire Cold in Alex - it's just too hot to get peeved

Gove is the Devil - (I have nothing to add)

What Breams May Come - a swashbuckling tale of..... fishing

Steeping Beauty - after a sewing incident the heroine takes to the bottle.

The Towelling Inferno - 100s must escape the blaze in the bathroom department at John Lewis.

White Hen Can't Jump - a damning expose of racism in the avian trampolining community

Top Gin - Tom Cruise discovers that some gin brands are infinitely superior to others.

Shat on Hot Tin Roof - adventures in the slums of Mumbai.

The Hoarse Whisperer - Robert Redford with tonsilitus.

Kreamer vs Kreamer - naked ambition and murder in the coffee-whitening manufacturing industry

Bare fool in the Park

Babs the heartwarming tale of an ex Carry-On star and her attempt to be a sheep dog.

The Kite Hunner a tale of turbulent times and kites on Nethuns

The Lost Toys Buzz and Woody lure innocent Ben 10 into a dark and bewildering life centred on vampiric lust and tyranny.

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The Lady Varnishes - High jinks in a wood workshop.

The Perminator - Arnie goes to the future in search of revolutionary styling products.

Fook - Peter Pan loses his ability to fly.

The Beer Hunter - Meryl goes on a pub crawl.

The Scorpion Kink - handcuffs and whips and dangerous insects, oh my!

OOh, ooh, got another one: Rational Velvet - Elizabeth Taylor's atheist racehorse...

Harry Potter and the Giblet of Fire - Harry's adventures in an Indian restaurant.

THe Italian Hob: Michael Cane and friends come up with a plan to steal some designer kitchen fittings...

The King And E. Who knew he was an old raver?

Med Max. A dystopian tale of an outlaw dispensing medicine his way.

Ricky. An unlikely tale of a runty cockney who becomes world heavyweight boxing champion. While being shouted at by Biarnca.

2001 A Spade Odyssey - archaeologists investigate the Millennium Dome

Journey to the Centre of the Hearth - a film about the latest in solid fuel technology.