Movies - change one letter. Silence of the Limbs, anyone?

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Hairy Potter - Young wizard at Hogwarts finds out his dad is in fact Hagrid

Op - Old grumpy man ties balloons to his house after failed hip replacement

The Lord of the Rungs - window-cleaning will never be the same again...

Alcie - young misogynist turns to the bottle.

Forrest Hump - naive young man seeks sex in woodland areas.

Apocalypse Cow - A mission deep into Cambodia, to eradicate genetically modified beef.

The Great Hatsby - one man's love affair with his trilby.

Groat Expectations - a poor mediaeval orphan dreams of riches

Vest Side Story - rival gangs vogue it out over underwear.

Die Bard - Elizabethan hitman gets his man
A Series of Unfortunate Vents - exceedingly dull film about faulty air conditioners
Ridesmaids - erm...
A Bug's Lift - Grasshoppers in an elevator
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Tone - Harry repeatedly dials the number, only to get the engaged signal

Harry Potter and the Border of the Phoenix - gardening and fiery birds. What's not to like?

Hove Actually
A woman goes on the offensive after being falsely accused of living in Brighton.

You bastards, I've got work to do and I'm still only on page 9...

Furious George - angry monkey
The Last and the Furious - they're really cross about losing

Having thought really hard for some of those, I now realise I really must read the thread more carefully to prevent repetition.....

Top Gut: Mel Gibson eats too many pies to fly a plane in a homoerotic fashion.

THe Itches of Eastwick: Jack Nicholson gives Cher and Susan Sarandon crabs.

Sack To The Future- time travel adventures in burlap.

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Scone - A young wizard in trouble after stealing a cream tea.

Forrest Dump. A moving documentary about bears and their activity in woods.

Fridges Of Madison County- Clint Eastwood brings comfort to a lonely woman with a selection of exciting kitchen white goods.

Geat Expectations: - Beowulf's early years

The Tummy - how to get that perfect figure

The Tummy Returns - after childbirth, things were never quite the same again

The Man in the White Suet - (part I) small town baker hits the big time with revolutionary new pudding

Sex, Pies and Videotape - (part II) the aftermath: fame, fortune and scandal

Lara Croft: Womb Raider - when Angelina wants more children, she takes a drastic step...

The Long Good Fry Day - American mafia help Bob Hoskins fulfill his dream of opening a chip shop

Ben Hurl - Chariot driver gets travel sick

Swatch - Eastend gangsters team together to steala brightly coloured watch.

Tarka the Potter - wildlife documentary showing Tarka's skills with a potter's wheel.

Tarka the Hotter - In a sequel, we learn that Tarka has moved on from pottery, and taken up lap dancing instead.

Last one from me cause I really must do some work:

12 Donkeys

I'm liking your work on this thread, SuperBOF.