Movies - change one letter. Silence of the Limbs, anyone?

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Hairy Potter - Young wizard at Hogwarts finds out his dad is in fact Hagrid

Op - Old grumpy man ties balloons to his house after failed hip replacement

The Lord of the Rungs - window-cleaning will never be the same again...

The Band that Time Forgot - a Bros retrospective.
Indescant Proposal - millionaire asks beautiful woman to join his recorder group.
Gurn After Reading - a feminist reaction to Fifty Shades of Grey

Shred - an ogre gets fit
The Flask of Zorro - a nice cup of tea after a rigorous sword fight.
Dr Nob.

A wank to remember .... a North Carolina teen decides he is quite happy to stay single. Forget romance!

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mink.... A story of a mink's path to spiritual enlightenment

Love Finding Emo :)

Classics!

The Slowman- a little boy misses Christmas when his transport is late.

Starlust - Brian Cox explores his relationship with the Universe
Dial M for Mulder - a sequel to the X-Files, Scully's absence is ineffectively glossed over.

The Darn Crystal - members of the WI fight over a mushroom shaped crystal that is particularly good for darning sock heels with.

American Pile - when the yanks get 'em, they're bigger...

Stay Trek - their five-year mission to boldly, er, remain in dry dock.

Planes, Trans and Automobiles - a transexual's struggle to decide on a mode of transport.

9 1/2 Leeks - an erotic vegetable fantasy

Monsters vs Allens - scary creatures attempt to put together Ikea furniture

Back to the Couture - heroes travel forward in time to discover the next trend

Bush Hour - kungfu kicking foray into ladies grooming

In Which we Perve - dodgy goings on in a wartime destroyer

Star Wars: Revenge of the Shit - oh hang on, didn't that one get made!

Spar Trek - to boldly go to the corner shop (Its food Jim but not as we know it)

Apocalypse No - alternative ending to the Vietnam War

Reservoir Digs - lots of men with shovels and JCBs constructing a new water facility

Mystic Rivet - engineers' buddy movie

Indiana Jones and the Fast Crusade - the Holy Grail is found within minutes in this 10-minute short

Reservoir jogs - fitness gangster style

Life as we knot it - scouting documentary

Forrest Gimp...

Die Bard - John McClane has to save William Shakespeare after he's taken hostage

Meat - a group of professional butchers start to feel the heat from police

Lack Swan - a prima ballerina absconds from her performances

There Will Be Bloom - documentary about the Chelsea Flower Show

The Seven Year Bitch - the Mumsnet Movie

A Beautiful Mint - a mathematician enjoys a Polo

Quatermass and the Pot