Movies - change one letter. Silence of the Limbs, anyone?

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Hairy Potter - Young wizard at Hogwarts finds out his dad is in fact Hagrid

Op - Old grumpy man ties balloons to his house after failed hip replacement

The Lord of the Rungs - window-cleaning will never be the same again...

Taxi Drover - a tale about underage cattle herding

Fiddler on the Reef (ok, 2 changes)

Pulp Friction / Pup Fiction / Pump Faction (variations on a theme)

Stir Wars - when bake-offs go bad

Allens - in space, no-one can hear you unlock things

Cider Mouse Rules

Mamma Moa (a giant flightless extinct bird with a parental identity crisis goes off to a Greek island to get married)

Lord of the Wings - where the Fellowship flies away

Take the Whether with You (a bad spell of weather...sorry! and that was a song too, not a film )

Fold of Dreams - If you iron them, they will come.

Last Mango in Paris (the tragic story of an exotic fruits shortage caused by striking French airport workers who refuse to unload air freight)

Apocalypse Not. How the end of the world was averted by a team of brave mothers with Oh Fuck Rucksacks and a shit-hot gameplan.

Blend it Like Beckham
Healthy juices with a football star!

The Kong and I - how love transformed the behavior of an arrogant Thai dog.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Shallows.
A young man dives into the wrong end of a pool.

Vanilla Shy

Tom Cruise is modest and unassuming.

My life as a dot

The first punctuation to go up into space...

Judge Bredd - like the great British bake off. In 3D.
Jurassic Perk - benefits for being a dinosaur.

Damn judge bredd's been done.
A-men - praying superheroes.

The Tills Have Eyes - horror in Tesco

The Tesco Chainsaw Massacre - more horror in Tesco

The Kate Runner - story of a Duchess' put-upon assistant.

The Time Traveller's Wine - One man's tale of lost evenings after a few bottles of Sancerre

Logan's Hun - netmums go on the run to avoid an untimely death

Brie Encounter - a repressed Englishwoman's life changes forever when she tastes French cheese

House of the Flying Baggers - it's the quiet one you need to watch at the Wing Yip checkout

Watership Gown - don't ask what happened to Nildro-hain

forest grump - a very upset tree surgeon

cut on a hot tin roof - ouchy

waynes word - sherwing?

The Terninator.

A cyborg travels back through time to assassinate a sea bird.

Avengers Assembly.

A group of superheroes are thrown together, can they join up to provide an act of collective worship for Year 8?

The Lust of the Mohicans - bad porn with punks

My Bent Friend's Wedding - will he or will he not come out before the big day?

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dralon - Two warriors in search of a sword and some fabric.....

The year before the year the world ends.

Bank to the Future.

A series of films about savings and investments.

Ex-Men - Transexual superheroes save the world

Indiana Hones - a trilogy about an artisan wood carver and his swashbuckling efforts to retrieve priceless artefacts from the Pedlars warhouse.

or even warehouse

We have moved this to Mumsnet Classics now

My Left Foof - A woman born with an unusually designed private area sets out to discover whatever she can about one side of it...