Movies - change one letter. Silence of the Limbs, anyone?

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Hairy Potter - Young wizard at Hogwarts finds out his dad is in fact Hagrid

Op - Old grumpy man ties balloons to his house after failed hip replacement

The Lord of the Rungs - window-cleaning will never be the same again...

Star Wags - footballers' wives in space

"The Adventures of Tintit"... feature length Madonna video

Bumbo - featuring an innovative circus baby seat with the power to fly....

From Hull - Johnny Depp searches for Jack The Ripper amongst the prostitutes of Hull.

Jams - a nice film about the WI's jam making activities. Not a shark in sight.

Snow White and the Hantsman.

A beautiful, down on her luck, magical princess finds love and power with the help of a bloke from the Home Counties.

Dude, Where's My Cap? - Angry scenes in a downtown contraception clinic as sexually frustrated women rebel during a cataclysmic worldwide diaphragm shortage.

Bandhi - A cataclysmic worldwide shortage of vitamin D leads to a massive rise in cases of rickets - with a whole generation of humans unable to stop a pig in a ginnel. Dolph Lundgren stars as maverick doctor Chad T. Knee-Straightener who abseils in to deliver the leg-saving drugs to afflicted communities across the globe.

G.U. Jane - Heartwarming tale of maverick clap clinic nurse Jane Knobswab who struggles against a tidal wave of seepage in a cataclysmic worldwide gonorrhea outbreak.

Sars.

Animated adventure with a superbug learning how to be part of a community through interacting with regular viruses.

"As Wood As It Gets"... frank confessions of a failed porn star.

Eyes wide shit - Nicole Kidman suffers shock as she tries to curl out a real donkey leg sized stool....

Duster

Phil Collins pulls off a massive pledge and yellow cloth heist.

Len Miserables.

A unhappy man experiences life's woes around Paris and Dudley.

Chicken Rum - exploring a new poultry based variety of Bacardi.

Flight Club - Brad Pitt joins the mile high club in the most confusing film ever.

Wrong Turd - uh oh!

"Mark Poppins".... the emotional story of a pre-op tranny nanny.

The Jazz Minger ~ he had the talent, but not the looks to make it....

'Run Cola Run' - new Coke recipe gives everyone the shits.

Mad Tax.

In a dystopian future earth, the last accountant decides to take on the remnants of the inland revenue.

Resevoir Digs - unsuspecting university students wake to find their accomodation under thirty feet of water

Dick Tracer

Madonna and Warren Beatty do some sexy detective work with charcoal and grease proof paper.

Judge Bredd.

Paul Hollywood kicks ass assessing soggy bottoms. I really need to sleep now!

Waferworld - one man's search for the perfect accompaniment to ice cream.

FASH - the seldom told story of John Fashanu's post football activities, treating the wounded in Korea.

The Whining - Jack Nicholson goes crazy, after hearing for the millionth time that his kids don't like their holiday accommodation.

Days of Chunder
Four Weedings and a Funeral
Gove, Actually

Raiders Of The Lost Art - a man searches the attic for his pre-school artwork

Modern Limes - a film by Hugh Fernley Whittingstall

Schindler's Lisp
Lawrence of Alabia
Dye Hard
The Night of the Cunter
A Beautiful Mint
Rain Mat