Movies - change one letter. Silence of the Limbs, anyone?

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Hairy Potter - Young wizard at Hogwarts finds out his dad is in fact Hagrid

Op - Old grumpy man ties balloons to his house after failed hip replacement

The Lord of the Rungs - window-cleaning will never be the same again...

Some of these films sound better than the originals....

Host Busters - Guests behave very badly at a party

Cats and Hogs- A group of cats are insulted by some pigs and decide to invade their sty with terrifying results

20000 leagues under the tea - The mighty PG tips and Typhoo engage in war and flood the world with tea

The Woman in Blank.

Daniel Radliffe spends two hours trying to figure out the missing word in order to receive a unique chequebook and pen.

You've Hot Mail - Tom Hanks sorts out Meg Ryan's email issues.

Handyman - you need to call him 5 times before he actually turns up.

They Dined With Their Boots On - an exploration of Custer's mess hall habits

I just nearly wee-ed a bit at Handyman!

Me too, kungfu

Me three I need to go to bed, dammit - there is a brand new mattress awaiting me upstairs, and yet I can't tear myself away from this thread.

Revita - Argentinians struggle to find a suitable crispbread.

The Running Ham.

A poor piggy finds himself trying to escape a deadly reality tv show.

Four Weedings and a Funeral - gardener dies in suspicious circumstances....

"Fleshdance"... strictly in the nuddy

Not Fuzz - two men who Aren't coppers in a rather dull film

The Form - tense thriller in which hero battles to fill out an insurance claim before time runs out

Glowers in the attic - 4 children are rather cross that their mum makes them live in the loft

S'Up

Viagara - couple need chemical assistance on a visit to the falls

All about my Bother - a middle aged lady called Gladys talks about her waterworks

Porking Girl

Melanie Griffiths secretly runs Sigourney Weaver's pig farm to further success and wins Harrison Ford's heart in the process.

The Karate Skid - no one can get those sports clothes clean.

Somebody has suggested Snacks on a Plane haven't they?

Pratty In Pink - someone should have told her the truth about that dress.

Pig.

A grown hog makes a wish on the pier and wakes up to find he's in the shit, as a little piglet again!

There's definitely some piggy puns out there.

Mend It Like Beckham - a woman has a tummy tuck and caesarean in one go.

Pretty in Oink.

Molly Ringwald grows up and chooses a pig for the prom instead of a Ducky.

exasperated thanks for the inspiration :)

"Dunces with Wolves".... a moving story of intellectually challenged footballers

The Breakfast Blub - tragic tale of cereal and spilt milk
Planet of the Ales - A futuristic dystopian tale of a CAMRA pub crawl

"The Lazykillers"... classic black comedy about a gang of hardened criminals that just can't be arsed

Peter Ran - little boy Peter runs away from home

The Aristobats - Vampires take their righful place in the bat hierarchy