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Movies - change one letter. Silence of the Limbs, anyone?

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oopslateagain · 20/09/2012 15:56

Hairy Potter - Young wizard at Hogwarts finds out his dad is in fact Hagrid

Op - Old grumpy man ties balloons to his house after failed hip replacement

The Lord of the Rungs - window-cleaning will never be the same again...

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SuperB0F · 20/09/2012 21:46

Sex In The Pity 2: a faintly racist romp in which four Manhattanite girls-about-town feel sorry for Arabs.

LadyInPink · 20/09/2012 21:48

Slack Beauty

Treat Expectations

Vainman

LadyInPink · 20/09/2012 21:51

Captain Horatio Pornblower

Vest Wide Story

handbagCrab · 20/09/2012 21:51

Let Him Shave It.

A man is hung for his beliefs with regards to gender equality and hair free nethers.

handbagCrab · 20/09/2012 21:53

Tran.

Futuristic cross dressers battle against neon lines.

KurriKurri · 20/09/2012 21:55

Last Mango in Paris - a desperate search for smoothie ingredients

handbagCrab · 20/09/2012 21:56

Hill Bill.

A man of modest means and teeth searches for the absence of 'why' in his existence.

LadyInPink · 20/09/2012 21:58

Cleofatra - the version with the overweight Elizabeth Taylor

Lexilicious · 20/09/2012 21:58

Trevors - Natives of a small isolated town defend themselves against strange underground trainspotters which are killing them one by one.

LadyInPink · 20/09/2012 22:01

James and the giant perch

LadyInPink · 20/09/2012 22:04

The Huns Story - netmums blog

Easter Charade (ok two letters)

Right i'm def off to bed now...

ScatterChasse · 20/09/2012 22:04

The Solar Express- A non-believer's trip to the sun.

The Bing and I- Tear-jerking love story featuring everybody's favourite crooner.

StealthPolarBear · 20/09/2012 22:06

Toe story - buzz and woody compare athletes foot

handbagCrab · 20/09/2012 22:10

Piss Potter.

She does have a pot to piss in after her success writing children's books.

TandB · 20/09/2012 22:12

Dull - a lorry chases a car for a bit before getting bored and going home

Chariots of Firs - the life and times of a Christmas tree delivery cart driver

The Quilt Man - a stranger arrives in a small Irish town and sweeps the squire's sister off her feet with the beauty of his stitch-in-the-ditch

Apocalypse Not - just another quiet day

ExasperatedSigh · 20/09/2012 22:12

Mangel Heart - jaded cop discovers he is the beetroot devil.

LemonMousse · 20/09/2012 22:13

Mary Pappins - Julie Andrews finds herself knee deep in shit on her latest nannying job.

The Hound of Music - caring Bassett realises he's not cut out to be a nun.

Holiday Ink - snowed into a hotel for Christmas, Bing Crosby passes the time tattoing his fellow guests.

Wanchors Aweigh - lots of seamen.....

Doctor Poopittle - Eddie Murphy plays an incontinent vet.

ExasperatedSigh · 20/09/2012 22:14

I am actually, genuinely crying with laughter at this thread btw Grin

TandB · 20/09/2012 22:14

Logan's Bun - one man's fight for everyone's right to fresh-baked goods

ExasperatedSigh · 20/09/2012 22:14

Boyz N The Mood - under the counter gangland thrill ride

TandB · 20/09/2012 22:16

Dangerous Mings - Michelle Pfeiffer takes on some deadly porcelain

ExasperatedSigh · 20/09/2012 22:16

Pube - six strangers trapped in a deadly maze must work together to solve the mystery of who left their stray hair stuck to the soap.

handbagCrab · 20/09/2012 22:16

Annie Hull.

Woody Allens ode to his first love, Humberside.

SleepyLittleSunshineGirl · 20/09/2012 22:17

Little Miss Hunshine - road trio movie with group of Huns

The Ode Couple

Muriel's Weeding

The Devil Wears Playdo (cheats slightly)

The Snotman

Toe Story

TandB · 20/09/2012 22:19

A fist full of collars - a shirt maker saves a frontier town from bad guys