Movies - change one letter. Silence of the Limbs, anyone?

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Hairy Potter - Young wizard at Hogwarts finds out his dad is in fact Hagrid

Op - Old grumpy man ties balloons to his house after failed hip replacement

The Lord of the Rungs - window-cleaning will never be the same again...

shaving private ryans - gillette get in on the act

My Stepmother is an Allen - documentary about Woody's kids confusion with who their sister/mother/aunts dog/goat is.

The Long Piss Goodnight - after 5 pints of lager, she's getting ready for bed.

Corn on the Fourth of July - Tom Cruise's plans for Independence Day are ruined when he wakes up with a septic corn.

Four Eddings and a Funeral - a tragicomic tale of death and marker pens.

Bead It Like Beckham - top footballer discovers the joy of crafts.

Jars. An obsessive jam maker terrorises an American beach community.

Bog. A ten year old boy wishes to exchange his life with that of a toilet. Watch and wonder as his wish comes true.

Ken.

The story of a working class boy and his kestrel called Ken.

Children of the Crone - a controversial look into maternal age and IVF. (Sorry, cheated a bit there.)

Citizen Jane - a reporter investigates why a multi-millionairess is so keen on her Rosebud.

The Full Montel - a group of unemployed steel workers are joined in their newest venture by an American talk show host who talks a great deal of tough love to them.

Lord of the Rinks - Ice skating at its best
Lick Ass - Worth a trip to Ann Summers to buy

Transfarmers (plus the sequel, Jurassic Pork)

A Comb at the End of the World (okay, two letters)- Three friends travel some serious miles to solve their hair issues.

Confessions of a Hopaholic- except she can't confess, she's panting too hard

About a Buoy- ever wondering what it's like, afloat at sea for all eternity? Find out some secret upkeep trade secrets. Know what it's like to be painted orange.

Fry Away Home- one boy and his saucepan's journey of discovery

Look Who's Talking, Cow? - the hypocritical bovine

Whirl, Interrupted- the ballerina stops midair. a snowflake stops in midair. a washing machine stops. what are they all thinking at that very moment?

Snow White and the Seven Wharfs- the billionaire pauper

Mister Act- a monastery is transformed

This MUST be in classics!!

When Harry let Sally
a) an ex rated version or
b) the mans orgasm

Name of the Hose - purist garden centre worker starts bumping off customers who can't remember which frigging make they need

Picnic at Hanging Cock - nothing really happens

The Queer.

A stranger , peculiar and possibly gay monarch.

Shitty Chitty Bang Bang - a wonderful fairytale of toot sweets and salmonella.

The Hound of the Buskervilles - Sherlock investigates the murders of the local street entertainers

Socktail - smellie drinks

That should have said 'strange' not 'stranger'.

It was a wine fail. (in my defence, I live in the Middle East, where thursdays are fridays, and 19.48 hours is 21.48 hours. )

The Da Vinci Cod
Zorba the Geek

Jen in Black - the tragic tale of a woman who can't escape her fashion rut

Haha - OrangeKipper - I thought of Picnic at Hanging Cock but I couldn't come up with a worthy subtext - yours is ace!

Jurassic Ark - Noah allows the Dinosaurs on as well, with predictable results...

(I claim no credit for some of these)

Citizen Bane - a tale of an irritating yet helpful neighbour