Movies - change one letter. Silence of the Limbs, anyone?

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Hairy Potter - Young wizard at Hogwarts finds out his dad is in fact Hagrid

Op - Old grumpy man ties balloons to his house after failed hip replacement

The Lord of the Rungs - window-cleaning will never be the same again...

The Lion Ping - the sad story of a microwave that just can't tell the truth

Stork Troopers - blood, battle and birds bearing babies

PMSL at lurking with the vanish.

Three days of the condom - CIA agent has a good time

The Bobbit - an epic journey with a wizard, some dwarfs and a man with no penis.

The Handmaid's Talc- A lavender-scented dystopian vision.

Done with the Wind - when a fart goes bad

Good Tellers - Dont tell them secrets!
BT - phone home!

The Pelican Briefs - A law student is stalked by the local knicker sniffer

Dunny Darko - adventures in an Aussie loo

Mamma Moa - flightless bird seeks chick's father

Donnie and Clyde - Donnie Osmond goes on a crime spree accompanied by an orangutan

The Hunning Man - A dyslexic father gets NetMums and Mumsnet mixed up.

"The Handmaid's Talc- A lavender-scented dystopian vision."

This ^ is brilliant

Men in Blick - Men in Black for South Africans

9 1/2 Geeks - 10 geeks and the magic trick that went wrong.

Gone With the Wand - magicians take revenge

Alien Notion - Strange ideas from outer space

Witless - Armish community has no idea what to do next

Pawn Of the Dead - zombies go the cash convertors

Gulp Fiction - when a woman fakes swallowing...

The Wicker Pan - the story of an unfortunate house fire.

This is not just a Mumsnet classic - this is THE Mumsnet classic.

The Damp Busters

The Mild One - polite, well-behaved young man arrives un a small town and proceeds to befriend the locals, do odd jobs and carry shopping home for the elderly residents, before driving quietly away at 30mph.

respect Nigella
Dirty Larry - A gay old tale
The male Rider - a poofy cowboy takes over!

Fight on the Town - documentary about a Saturday night out in Cardiff

Arf at Iron Nan.
Stale Rider - just before he gets into town for a bath at the whorehouse.
The Man with the Golden Pun - chat show host takes over the world.
The Lass of the Mohicans?
Easy Wider - 70s porno on motorbikes
Tar Wars - intergalactic council roadgangs

The Skin I Jive In - badly burned girl fulfils her dream of becoming a disco dancing champion

No Countey For Old Meg - aged crone banished from her homeland.

Monsoon Weeding- Gardening goes hardcore.