Movies - change one letter. Silence of the Limbs, anyone?

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Hairy Potter - Young wizard at Hogwarts finds out his dad is in fact Hagrid

Op - Old grumpy man ties balloons to his house after failed hip replacement

The Lord of the Rungs - window-cleaning will never be the same again...

Have we had School of Cock yet?

Sex Training Centre

Calendar Gills - Intrepid WI members raise money with nude calendar involving artfully arranged fish.

Saturday Night Never - John Travolta stuck in an eternal Friday.

Lobe Actually - romance in an ear-piercing studio.

Honey, I Shrunk the Skids - Tale of a downtrodden housewife

Robo Cod - a fishy future of crime prevention

Robo Cud - a bovine future of crime prevention

Robo Cad - when robo cop goes bad

Dead Man Wanking - zombie porn

Dear Window - wheelchair-bound man forms unhealthy bond with his aperture

Marled and Me - the story of my love affair with grey knitwear

The Weeding Date - love blooms (sorry) over herbaceous borders

three men and a bay - the tree took over and made curry a staple!

Laddy Daycare - Eddie Murphy attempts childcare in the Scottish Highlands.

The Silence of the Lamps - Jodie Foster attempts to understand Anthony Hopkins obsession with the John Lewis lighting department.

Draining Day - Denzel Washington needs a nice cup of tea and a sit down after renewing his passport, taking a kettle back to Argos, visiting his PIL etc etc.

Fab thread!

Easy Cider

Crouching tizer hidden dragon

Good Will Bunting - troubled youth reforms by selling on notonthehighstreet

The DaVinci Cole - true story of Simon Cowell's quest to unravel the mystery of Cheryl's Geordie accent.

(Thank you OP for this brilliant thread - loving it! )

Big Dandy- Adam Sandler develops his gay fan base in this heartwarming tale of a flamboyantly-dressed foster father.

I've created a monster...

Pretty Wogan - Terry gets a makeover

Dead Man Wanking is FUCKING GENIUS!!!!

Mega-Snark vs Giant Octopus: A tentacled sea-monster gets its feelings hurt.

Sweat Away - Madonna gives toyboy dispensation to 'glow' while stuck on desert island

Bling me the Head of Alfredo Garcia - Damian Hurst glues diamonds all over Alf's head.

The Bobbit - short fellow gets cut a little shorter

The Bobbit - short hairy guy loses more than his ring

Look Who's Talcin' - nosy ladies in the changing rooms

Die Lard - one woman's diet struggle

The Lost Toys - The two Coreys searching for their favourite cuddlies in a town full of vampires.

Pretty in Pine - Molly Ringwald's attempt to redecorate goes wrong

Picky Cristina Barcelona - foolish girl decides that Javier Bardem isn't quite fit enough

Turn after Reading - a simple set of directions leads to disaster

Farto - snowy murder investigation takes a whiffy turn

The Wig Lebowski - the Dude needs his ponytail, man.

Apocalypse Mow - gardening in the face of Beelzebub and all his hellish instruments of death.

The Curious case of Benjamin Mutton - sheep gives birth to suspiciously ancient looking lamb

A Fishfull of Dollars - An avenging, tobacco chewing Cowboy cleans up the towns fish markets.

Saturday Night Beaver

A loom with a view - Helena B C gets all medieval