Movies - change one letter. Silence of the Limbs, anyone?

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Hairy Potter - Young wizard at Hogwarts finds out his dad is in fact Hagrid

Op - Old grumpy man ties balloons to his house after failed hip replacement

The Lord of the Rungs - window-cleaning will never be the same again...

Lardy in the water - fat man goes swimming
The BFP - giant gets pregnant

Shallow Hat - a man with a very flat head and his hunt for headgear that lets him see where he's going

Thora - Thora Hurd uses her special powers to defend the earth from dark forces

OK, that is cheating a bit

Hair Gray - the spray failed and all that's left is to colour it
Spinal Dap - soft shoes on hard rockers
Night Fiver - cheap date out

Salmon Fishing in the Semen - a spunky tale of fish where they shouldn't be
RoboMop - one woman's home terrorised by a ruthless domestic impolement
True Grot - a determined young widow tackles a windosill of clutter
Transfarmers - cross-dressing in the hayloft

The Swedey-unPC root veg cleans up the underworld.

Dobbie Does Dallas

A has-been Harry Potter actor resorts to making porn films to pay the rent.

The Weeney,the less well endowed cops get their turn.

10 - 69 far better
Dove Actually - A clean soft film
Pie Hard - A crusty tale

Fergo - Alex Ferguson and the Duchess of York play police officers in a small, American town

I'd watch that ...

Sleeping With The Enema - story that has a not so nice ending

Mad Tax (Beyond the Plunderdrome) - fiscal policy gets nasty.

Salmon fishing in the Semen PMSL

this has to go in Classics please

Planet Of The Apps- Apple take over the world.

G-Farce - the pets aren't that clever
The Bungle Book - neither are the singing animals of the forest

The new film everyone talking about
Fifty shade of Bite
A plague of mossies were fed on a load of paper in a land fill site and took over the world!

Bron - a computerised world goes Welsh

The Wife of Brian
Huns on the Run

The Italian Nob
"Your only supposed to blow it off"

Full Metal Jacker - The Wank Robot Goes Ejaculistic

Hot Fizz - champagne not on ice
True Gut - when beer bellies collide
Rita, Sue and Bob Poo - 2 yorshire lasses get up duff from mr smelly

Curry on Camping - when campsite catering gets hot

"Psyche - Ant & Dec wreck the mike tenuous while battling murderous mother-fixated Norman Bates."

I am roaring at that!

Charlottes Wet

Fatman

Mad Mac - revenge of the trainspotters

The Gothman Prophecies - starring Robert Smith

Stain Spotting - lurking with the Vanish

I.T. - techy alien phones home