The Norty Puddlehumpers present.... MUMSNET - THE MUSICAL!!!!

[EmpressOfTheSevenFlames]

Come in! Sit down! Have a and the show will start soon!

DD's loving school too. Sorry, I'm still here but life is very very manic

Had a teacher/parent meeting today.

Ds is.doing fab. Already above target for the end of reception with numbers and maths so they will be working bit ahead with him.on that.

They said he has a brilliant imagination and sense.of humour.

So proud so I don't care if I am stealth boasting.

Ds has a choice of red or white polo shirts. I am so pleased!
Red all the way!

That's brilliant Bonkey

Fantastic news bonkey we saw ds' teacher the other day and she said he's doing great but has concentration lapses so she sits him at the front on the carpet, or she has to retrieve him from under a desk. My ds is exceptionally sensible and together so it really did make me and dp laugh that underneath it all he's a normal slightly odd 5yo!

That's fantastic Bonkey!

Ds1 is pretty unfazed by his new brother State! He's more interested in school, but he has shown him off to his teachers this week now that Dh is back at work and I've taken over the school run.

Hope everything's ok Empress.

I'm thinking about name changing - off to see if what I want is available...

What do you think?

Lovely

Yes thanks - it's just the start of term thing, DW teaches and it's always horrendous.

Is that what you want to be doing OI

Hope things settle down soon empress

My dcs appear to be stuck on repeat, saying No to sodding everything, dp is still grumpy so I'm hiding on mumsnet until they all sort it out!

I would like to drink a huge bottle of super strength Dreamy sleepy nighty snooze snooze and sleep far ages and ages - like, 3 whole hours!!

Dreamy Hope you get some snoozy times soon! :)

I have my laptop back....with limited battery...because the charger is duff!

The nice laptop fixer man has charged it so i may get away with it tonight then I'm back to the phone until Mr Postman delivers my parcel!

State I can send you another like that if you like? I am happy to pay for courier, he will be there tonight. He also shouts alot!!!

That's fine bonkey you keep him, there's far too much loud male-ness in this house already!

dreamy leave the baby here for a hour or two, we'll take turns cooing bouncing and rocking and you have a snooze

I broke my laptop charger less than a month after I brought it, about 5 months ago, keep meaning to order another but forget.

I'm currently hunting for the elc wooden wonderland on ebay, it was out a year or so ago and discontinued, dd would love it though, and we've got ds the dinasour island one put up already (ebay bargain £7 inc dinasours)

Thanks State.

Hi!

I have no idea how I lost y'all!!!

Empress posted elsewhere that OI had her baby so I came right over for some snuggles...

Wow, I've been gone for ages!

I'm so so sorry everyone. I honestly am not sure how that happened.

Had a quick read and congratulations to OI and Baby OI! I hope your mastises mastisis hurty booby is better.

Big news here is LittleTee started preschool with hardly a wobble...and now, 3 days in, has a fever of 102 and puked last night......I thought after his tons and tons of illness while at daycare he'd have the immune system to end all immune systems. No such luck...

I'll try be a better Puddler. Promise!

TEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wraps Tee in chenille comforter and props up with velvet cushions>

As soon as you've had that I'll give you Baby OI. I hope Little Tee's better soon. Welcome back!

Thanks Empress. I was afraid none of you would speak to me.

sniff It's nice to be welcomed.

::puts down tea, reaches for baby expectantly::

It's luffly to see you. I knew you were around and posting but I thought you were having a break from the Puddle or something. I got excited when I saw Brian before because I haven't seen her around much.

I'm glad LittleTee likes preschool anyway.

I really don't know what happened! I think Puddle got pushed down my I'm On list and I just sort of forgot.

::must try harder::

I'm probably going to need the Puddle tonight. We HAVE to tidy DD's room. It's at the unbearable stage

::Gets the gin and cake ready for Empress::

Shall we go over to the other thread and kidnap Brian?

She might be at work, but we can but try! I'm nailed to the sofa with a small ill boy with no broadband. I'm slowly but sure eating my mobile data usage as we speak.

::thanks god for personal hotspots::

I'm going to have a thrilling morning of housework.