Center Parcs & Anal sex

[shadyl]

So for the past 4 years I've been badgering DH for us to go to Center Parcs. He's been reticent on account of it being 'naff' and 'like Butlins but with trees' I disagree but anyway...

Eventually we went to Center Parcs, Longleat over the Christmas period (it was great) and I noticed that he had packed a tube of KY but didn't think anything of it. So we get back home and he makes some silly joke about 'no bumfun' despite 'my promises'.

Now there is no way in hell anything is ever going up my back bottom so I questioned what he meant (assuming he was joking). And he said that "according to Mumsnet" Center Parcs =anal sex. Apparently I had told him this over 4 years ago.

I have no memory of this link between Center Parcs and anal. Can someone confirm that there is a Center Parcs/anal meme in the same vein as nice ham?

Anyway, I got the hump.
He claims he was joking and made it all up because he thought I would find it funny
It's all too weird and I'm still a bit offended. Can't tell if I'm being oversensitive and it really was all a joke or whether he really did think that bum-business was on the menu.

[knockkneedandknackered1]

love the title

[BobbinRobin]

Waxtart - no (rectifying was though).

[thequeenoftarts]

lmfao yis are all bad feckers, im laffing so hard I wont be able to sleep, tell hubby u will if he will and produce an 8 inch strap on lol....betcha the lube vanishes hehe...

[FarloRigel]

Sorry, but thanks to how loud I sniggered at the line "anyway I got the hump" I just had to explain the thread to my DH who no doubt is going to take a rather more dim view of my mumsnet activity and my maturity from now on! Thank you soooooo much OP

[WhatNowNow]

toddlerama: "I've only been to CP once for a spa day. Later, when I was washing our cossies at home, I found a hopeful condom in DH's swimming trunks pocket. How I laughed..."

Would be funnier if you weren't being outwardly mean to someone. Oh, and spoke in English.

[Starsqui]

Hi there

I'm surprised that you're so dismissive about anal sex. It may not be for everybody, but there are loads of women and men who really enjoy it.

It is pretty clear that your husband would love to have anal sex with you. Given that it is rather nice to be sexually desired, it seems a bit unfair to make the poor chap feel guilty simply for asking. He's probably horribly embarrassed now - and that's why he's now pretending it was a joke, which it clearly wasn't.

Why not do some research into anal sex. You might find you like it.

[MmeLindor.]

WhatNowNow
You are a bit grumpy today, aren't you? Did you not get a cup of coffee this morning?

Come ON. It is a light-hearted thread. Neither the OP nor Toddlerama were being mean to their DH's and I found Toddlerama's post both amusing and easy to understand. What do you mean she has to learn English?

I loved "hopeful condom".

[MmeLindor.]

oh, and just to warn anyone posting on here, that this thread is being passed around Twitter so brace yourselves for new posters registering and posting weird comments.

[TobyLeWolef]

If Centre Parcs = bumsex, what can I expect from a week in a 4* hotel in Cyprus in April please?

[caramelwaffle]

TobyLeWolef - a boggling thought, to be sure

MmeL "brace yourselves..."

[NewOldParent]

I've just been sent here from the most unusual of forums.

I think this may end up on 4Chan or something if you're lucky (then this thread will descend into chaos)

[MmeLindor.]

It has been tweeted by Poke

[caramelwaffle]

"Poke" Stoooooooop iiiit MmeL

[caramelwaffle]

Oooo The Poke.

[LineRunner]

Centre Parcs must be very proud.

[MmeLindor.]

Someone on Twitter suggested this was a great marketing idea.

Not quite sure it is the image that CPs is going after, but it might help to persuade some men to go there.

[chris123456]

"Centre Parcs" isn't for everyone!!

[raspberrytipple]

This is the best thread title ever I have to say.

Tell him to stick something up his own arse if anal is that important to him :)

[LineRunner]

Is Sandy Balls holiday park a viable alternative? I certainly wouldn't regard it to be a suitable prelude.

[TobyLeWolef]

Will CP become the new 'she who shall not be named'?

[Starsqui]

www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/article-1261380/Center-Parcs-Longleat-Liam-Gallagher-Amanda-Holden-check-in.html

[ADogCalledBodie]

Wow, is it always like this on here? Thanks, @ThePoke.

Anyway, is OP sure her husband didn't get confused with something he read on BumsNet?