As the name suggests, I am sadly (but not that sadly) doing a shiney penguin....

[sadlydoingshineypenguins]

Quick potted history. With boyfriend 9 months. Not that serious but we had had the exclusive talk. Met on a dating site.

About a month ago had a feeling something wasn't right. Few nights he was supposed to be here and cancelled for dopey reasons that set my spidey sense tingling.

Looked on the dating site and lo and beholdy there is was, active, having logged in in the last 24 hours.

But I am not as stupid as he thinks I am.

I set up a profile called thisblokeliesandcheats (it's been taken down) with all his details except photo and spelled out what he'd done (thanks whoever that was who suggested that one) and I will probably do it again

At this point he's said he's coming here Thursday night to stop for the weekend (he doesn't work Friday)

BUT he has also arranged to meet "Anna" off the dating site at a lovely new restaurant for lunch on the Friday about an hour away from here (half an hour from his house)

Obviously, I am Anna.

So, how long do I keep this going. My teeth are itching I want to tell him so much

Am also a little upset, but I had nothing invested in the relationship, so my pride has taken a hit and I feel a bit of a mug but other than that am grand.

Now all we need is his name and a photo so we can all post it on our facebooks as a warning to other single ladies not to date the dipshit!

Raising a glass of cider for you lovely sadly
Upwards and onwards and all that jazz

His name is Bellend Boy. Anna thinks he is a minger.

goodasgold

And this is why MN rocks.

Have a good evening

I wholeheartedly agree that MN rocks.

There has been a powerful amount of crap on here recently and I feel like the balance has been restored. You ladies rock. Each and every one of you

You deserve wine tonight.

Just found this thread and am pleased I happened to be wearing a stripy tshirt today.

Good for you, Sadly. And get your friend on here.

but not bleeding Bacardi breezer

Well done OP, you rock! Was going to get a film, but this was much better, hope you find someone less of a cock more deserving.

Well done you !

You have handled yourself with great dignity and a big old amount of bollocks

Have a from me .

sadly - I am sure that ShineOnCrazyDiamond will be super proud of you for doing the Penguin justice

I hope you have a cracking night xx

He texted to see if I was home and I said yes but have a friend round for company. He said ok see you tomorrow? I haven't replied.

God, he lingers like a fart in a lift, doesn't he?

What a dumbass, doesn't he get it, he's been dumped!

WTF???????????????

See you tomorrow? Did you not reply 'C U Next Tuesday'??

Seriously, this guy is a super nobber and needs to get the message.

You are far to good for him, he fucked up, you found out, goodbye wank stain.

i'm so happy for you sadly! well done for the DD

ps To the other girls on here, if you were in my local supermarket today wearing a stripey top... i apologise for grinning at you!

You'll have to text him back.

Just read this whole thread. Amazing.

Well done sadly, onwards and upwards to something infinitely better.

Was it a 'see you tomorrow ? ' or just a see you tomorrow. Perhaps he's just a bit hard of thinking?

Very tempting to text back 'can't see you, have date'

Where are your dc's? Had they met this guy?

DC's on holiday in Cork with their Dad. No, they hadn't met him I'm so so glad of that

Hee hee sadly, i have to give you a you deserve it, you have been fab

He is a fucking dirty little piece of scum

Text the shit back with what part of its over do you not understand?

You go girl, we are all behind you

I am having a drink to celebrate for you

Has he left any of his stuff round at yours?

I love mouse text.

No, C U Next Tuesday.

Fecking brilliant.

< walks off shaking head at this man>

Only a fleece and if he wants it back I'll meet him somewhere to give it to him or drop it round when I know he's at work