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Has the Bi annual laugh and point at most Speziale things Per Una been done yet?

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Megglevache · 26/01/2011 09:54

I am relying on you stylish mumsnetters to link and laugh you know Grin

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MardyBra · 28/01/2011 00:17

Pure genius - just choked on my Sauvignon.

IngridBergmann · 28/01/2011 03:30

zsooz is a bloke!!!!!! LOL

Jesus wept.

and they published it. Grin

mathanxiety · 28/01/2011 04:13

This one just looks itchy

Snorting tea through my nose at the reviews and also at IngridBergman's poetry..

Megglevache · 28/01/2011 07:55

Yes, I know, it's bizarre I even put the name as Mr M Eggle.

Hope they'll be more to come. Grin

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Megglevache · 28/01/2011 08:50

shameless bump for Ingrid's poem and the new reviews for the handbag jumper Grin

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LadyBiscuit · 28/01/2011 09:10

I think zsooz might be genuine - they wrote another review in 2009 which is similar but sounds genuine ...

Megglevache · 28/01/2011 09:19

Yes and back then she wasn't a man and she's aged about 15 years and moved to chippin sodbry Grin.

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Blessings3 · 28/01/2011 09:28

Twist?maybe try and find something you would wear from the range? I have tried and failed ;(

MmeLindt · 28/01/2011 09:37

OMG Ingrid. You are a genius. I cried tears.

Nutty did not disappoint me - the digital photo frame proved too much for her, she cannot make it work.

CowWatcher · 28/01/2011 09:46

Am now weeping with laughter. Damm you Mme Lindt with yur tweeting about tea-snortingly hilarious mumsnet threads. I was supposed to be working. And IngridBergmann is a genius.

JulesJules · 28/01/2011 09:51

Oh I love "nimples"

And Ingrid, your poem truly is molto speciale Grin

Per Una - "feminine, sophisticated and confident designs with a fashionable twist." OMFG

CowWatcher · 28/01/2011 09:52

Am going to a family function in a week of so, with the (how do I put this) more downmarket less-fashionable side of my family. I'm going to play Per Una bingo with my SIL.

Megglevache · 28/01/2011 09:55

So jealous at peryoona bingo!

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funtimewincies · 28/01/2011 09:56

I'll show you my varicose veins if you show me yours...

Top quality work Ingrid Grin!

MmeLindt · 28/01/2011 09:59

Per Una bingo

Frills
Applique
Lace
Sequins
Swishy skirt
BIG buttons

Extra points if you spot more than 3 or these on one garment

Megglevache · 28/01/2011 10:00

even the laydees at woman and home are despairing of PerUna...it's for old ladies who like lilac....
tsk

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Megglevache · 28/01/2011 10:02

Mdme Lt.

Oversized corsage 5 pts
Florals containing more than 17 colours 10 pts
Waterfall of any description 2 pts
Big appliqued cock with sequinned jizz Jackpot!

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Megglevache · 28/01/2011 10:33

YeButer, that is pure genius.

It needs to get past the LivingeTc editor then it would take off big style

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CaveMum · 28/01/2011 12:38

Apologies for the Daily Mail link, but is it just me or does this skirt look a tad familiar?

Surely things aren't so tight that WAGS are now buying Per Una?!

[gtin]

CaveMum · 28/01/2011 12:38

Of course I meant {grin].

Though perhaps it should be Gin

[Forehead slap]

CaveMum · 28/01/2011 12:39

Oh FFS! Grin Grin [grin Grin

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