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Horrible horrible present mix up involving sex toys. I have to go back in an hour.

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bambiandthumper · 04/01/2011 14:44

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I just met my best friend for a coffee, to give her her 30th Birthday present before she goes off for a childfree sexfest week in Mauritius with her DH as a 30th Birthday present Envy. I got her a pair of very naughty Agent Provocateur, knickers, karma sutra guide, hand cuffs, a feather boa, and this chocolatey lube stuff .I hasten to add this was intended as a joke, I actually got her a day at a spa. She unwrapped a boys top from Zara Kids, a small puzzle and a power ranger action doll thingy.

This means the 4 year old boy whose party my DT'S are at has unwrapped her present. Shock Shock Shock Shock Shock. I know for a fact it has been opened as there had been a small mix up with times, and they had to wait 10 minutes to be allowed into the soft play, and so when I was leaving the birthday boy's mum was calling them over to open presents to pass the time.

WHY did I use identical wrapping paper? But more importantly what do I do when I go to fetch them in an hour? Even worse, the whole of their nursery room was invited, plus a few other friends, the majority of which are there. Doubly doubly worse, I was the only mum/nanny to leave, so they will all know.

HELP

OP posts:
Dalrymps · 19/05/2011 16:06

What did your friend say when she opened the wrong present?!

Is there any way you can get hold of a pair of those joke glasses with nose and moustache attached? You could collect ds in disguise Grin

Ahadeve · 20/12/2013 08:11

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TheVictorian · 06/01/2014 19:57

do you have an update on this event eg any comments from other people that attended the party ect. (quite funny, although i can see from the ops point of view about it being quite an embarrassing situation).

DameDeepRedBetty · 07/01/2014 01:06

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Youarejustwordsonascreenpeople · 07/01/2014 05:09

This is a Zombie Thread and is 3 years old so I doubt we will get any sort of update.

RudolphLovesoftplay · 07/01/2014 05:28

This is brilliantly funny. Gutted it's a zombie thread :)

Burnett · 15/07/2017 05:18

That cannot be true.....are you are teenage boy????

OrangeSeville · 15/07/2017 05:29

Probably are by now!

strawberrisc · 15/07/2017 06:00

So no photos then?

kitnkaboodle · 15/07/2017 14:26

It's a thread from 2011 so don't expect any updates. Why on earth resurrect this?Hmm

kitnkaboodle · 15/07/2017 14:27

It's a thread from 2011 so don't expect any updates. Why on earth resurrect this?Hmm

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