I just met my best friend for a coffee, to give her her 30th Birthday present before she goes off for a childfree sexfest week in Mauritius with her DH as a 30th Birthday present 
. I got her a pair of very naughty Agent Provocateur, knickers, karma sutra guide, hand cuffs, a feather boa, and this chocolatey lube stuff .I hasten to add this was intended as a joke, I actually got her a day at a spa. She unwrapped a boys top from Zara Kids, a small puzzle and a power ranger action doll thingy.
This means the 4 year old boy whose party my DT'S are at has unwrapped her present. 
. I know for a fact it has been opened as there had been a small mix up with times, and they had to wait 10 minutes to be allowed into the soft play, and so when I was leaving the birthday boy's mum was calling them over to open presents to pass the time.
WHY did I use identical wrapping paper? But more importantly what do I do when I go to fetch them in an hour? Even worse, the whole of their nursery room was invited, plus a few other friends, the majority of which are there. Doubly doubly worse, I was the only mum/nanny to leave, so they will all know.
HELP
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Horrible horrible present mix up involving sex toys. I have to go back in an hour.
bambiandthumper · 04/01/2011 14:44
It's a thread from 2011 so don't expect any updates. Why on earth resurrect this?
It's a thread from 2011 so don't expect any updates. Why on earth resurrect this?
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What did your friend say when she opened the wrong present?!
Is there any way you can get hold of a pair of those joke glasses with nose and moustache attached? You could collect ds in disguise 
I read this when it was posted and I nearly peed myself
OP if you see this what did happen when you took them back to school?
An update (well not much of it if any of you are interested):
I (well DH as I've commandeered his phone), has received a lot of texts about the, ahem, incident, from both parents in attendance, and those they've told. In short, basically the whole of our DC social circle knows. . I'm also pretty sure that the nursery staff know, or will know, as well because one of the Mum's at the party volunteers at the school, likes a big gossip and is very pally with all the teachers. At least we are moving in May.
I haven't yet seem the other mum, apparently she wasn't too impressed, though hopefully she has realised it was a genuine mistake, I wasn't trying to corrupt her PFB and turn him into some nympho 4 year old. . That said, the DT's go back to nursery on Monday, though as DD had a (very minor) operation on Friday I might keep them both till Tuesday as she has to stay relatively sedentary until the steri- strips come out.
Please, please think of me come Monday (or Tuesday).
Oh
fuck
me
I just laughed so hard that my co-worker in the office three doors down from me came to look
Oh shit
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That'll teach you to use different wrapping paper in future. And teach the birthday child's mother NOT to open presents at parties! Am sure she'll be laughing about it later, even if she did have a sense of humour failure at the start.
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