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Bring on the trumpets.

I know your sort OP...

If you see a lovely field with a family having a picnic, with a nice pond in it, you'd fill in the pond with concrete, you'd plow the family into the soil, you'd blow up the tree, and use the leaves to make a dress for your wife who is also your brother.

You ATE your hamster??!!!!!

Make sure your hands are clean, then give it a tug. Not too hard. HTH

Sorry, you'd better go to A&E. NHS Direct will only tell you to do that anyway. Yes, it will be embarrassing but worse if you wait.

I hope the hamster gave you indegestion!!!

If he starts screaming its too hard.

If you start screaming, hes to hard!

But when I pull it out it has poo on it. I thought that was normal?

RIP CABE

Well why not start our own invitation only site?

Oh and OP please stop picking your nose we can all see you and it is quite off putting!

As long as it's not in Comic Sans you'll be al right.

Mass debate. It is fun.

Caron I disagree YABU

Inbox me op

Pumpkin I agree YANBU.
Fuck I got that wrong didn't I

So just where is the original retro faux lamb fur coat anyway?

See, that's what happens when you put it in your eye.

You'll have to wear a patch for a fortnight.
[hangry]

You should have whipped cream on it...

If hes still wearing it - Leave Him!

Oh thank god, somebody else heard the voices as well. I thought it was just me.

How exactly did you make them stop though? I mean. Exactly. I don't like what they want me to do...

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