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samysanju · 19/10/2010 22:29

Mortgage Deals

OP posts:
coffeeinbed · 21/10/2010 12:46

Now a want two puppies.
Rottweiler and a cute little staffie...

TotorosOcarina · 21/10/2010 12:49

Anyone got a 95% off boden code please?

PacificWerewolf · 21/10/2010 12:55

How very dare you all?

How I pierce my daughter's ears is none of your beeswax Angry

KiwiKat · 21/10/2010 13:02

I've been through something very similar myself, except we weren't arrested for it, as WE weren't caught on CCTV. There's a lesson for you - always keep the mask zipped, at least until you turn the key in the ignition.

Caron1968 · 21/10/2010 13:05

Just invade, it is the easiest option

Monty100 · 21/10/2010 13:07

Is this thread about volcanic dust?

JinnyS · 21/10/2010 13:10

Can you still even get germolene in tins?

pickledbabe · 21/10/2010 13:20

Mine is the most insane post

I think you can, you know.

cestlavie · 21/10/2010 13:23

YABU

Hamsters were simply never designed to cope with that sort of thing.

PommePoire · 21/10/2010 13:53

OP: my DD was on Oxford Reading Tree Level 64 by Christmas of Reception and she's 6 months younger than your triplets. Also, from what you say, I think you're right - it does sound as if your kids' teacher might have a regional accent on top of everything else [hsad] poor you!

OhYouBadBadGhostie · 21/10/2010 13:57

something really weird is happening to all the trees round here - their leaves are going all orange and falling off, is this a virus - are we all doomed? are you prepared?

Monty100 · 21/10/2010 14:26

The Pug's been about.

Shodan · 21/10/2010 14:27

Manure works wonders.

PommePoire · 21/10/2010 14:31

Boden offer code, type "slapme" at the check out for fre post and packing

Monty100 · 21/10/2010 14:33
Rossco · 21/10/2010 14:45

Try Pirate noises during sex, will fix your problem no bother.

pickledbabe · 21/10/2010 14:47

it's probably Dutch Elm disease.

that eats your baby's kidneys, too, you know.

Sitdownandstoptalking · 21/10/2010 14:49

Try a merkin. Just until it grows back a little.

PommePoire · 21/10/2010 14:59

No, you're all wrong it was Robson Green, as Dame Titsalot, in Aladdin at the Theatre Royal Windsor, in 1989.

KiwiKat · 21/10/2010 15:06

Snurk!

youremindmeofthebat · 21/10/2010 15:07

They've not been called Marathons for years now, where have you been?

TotorosOcarina · 21/10/2010 15:33

I'd say 10 inches is about my limit.

Unless I'm really hungry.

BeerTrixSixSixPotter · 21/10/2010 16:17

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pickledbabe · 21/10/2010 16:21

well, that didn't work! [hshock]

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