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Needs more pudding

Well, what is the password?

I find that a few custard creams and some Ben & Jerrys works wonders.

Just put all the ingredients in the slow cooker, replace lid and switch on.

How hard can it be?

I give you three guesses, its the name of a fish.

onomatopoeia of love

I think the OP is the name of a rare and deadly form of Taiwanese martial art known only to a select few, dedicated to their art, celibate and secretive.

Fucking Cunting random swearing should be banned!

Under no circumstances should you google it.

You cant come in here unless you say Swordfish

Can i say cunting swordfish?

Thats-a it! You guess it [hgrin]

Have we had an update yet? I'm very concerned about the OP.

I believe the op has been spotted in asda buying seeded bread

seedy bread? is that bread without wrappings? (ie naked [hshock]? )

Have you got a tablecloth? I need a tablecloth.

Froot rolls and sausage shoots

How much was it?

Was it sliced? Can't have been affected by the Comprehensive Spending Cuts. (Cuts, cuts, did you see what I did there)?

Sleazy bread.

Classic Mumsnet please MNHQ

I want a puppy.
I really do...