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[samysanju]

Mortgage Deals

[ExDrinker]

oh damn what was the link? I missed that

[AnnieLoBOOseder]

Well, I don't understand why you're giving the OP a hard time. It can't be easy being in her (his?) position, and don't you dare tell me you'd never do the same. Walk a mile in her (his?) shoes before you judge, you nest of vipers.

[BoysAreLikeDogs]

weigh your 3 eggs as you will need to weigh out the flour, butter and sugar to match

HTH

[GivesHeadlessHorseman]

Have you tried a knitted wank mitten?

[usualsuspect]

They sell them in waitrose,in the condiment aisle

[SHRIIIEEEKPoolingBearBlood]

you need to apply elbow grease but not too much - you don't want to come through the other side

[ShowOfBloodyStumps]

My husband's cousin's llama had the same problem but they just tied a length of cotton round it and it dropped off on its own.

[BonzoDooDah]

It's the donkeys I feel sorry for.

[Monty100]

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=image.made-in-china.com/2f0j00wCmaoRiPLIbF/Welded-Link-Chain-RF-LT5-.jpg&imgrefurl=www.made-in-china.com/showroom/ntrfjs/product-detailwbFJWTiPfuhj/China-Welded-Link-Chain-RF-LT5-.html&usg=___4UgnH0UPJl7R2DQibkSuJ09Z9A=&h=350&w=450&sz=97&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=ZjnA2gBw1TpyqM:&tbnh=139&tbnw=179&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dlink%2Bchain%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26rls%3Dcom.microsoft:en-gb:IE-Address%26rlz%3D1I7ADRA_en%26biw%3D1020%26bih%3D596%26tbs%3Disch:1&um=1&itbs=1&iact=rc&dur=131&oei=6BS-TNuMBsiG4gbYp-jvAQ&page=1&ndsp=16&ved=1t:429,r:5,s:0&tx=67&ty=84" rel="nofollow noindex" target="_blank">Link

[AnnieLoBOOseder]

Do you not realise how insensitive it is to talk about mortgage deals when there are people living in matchboxes in Darkest Peru!

[BoysAreLikeDogs]

Brakkai is a LOVELY name, very unusual; go for it.

[usualsuspect]

I find a good stiff brush helps

[Monty100]

It's not even Friday!

[BoysAreLikeDogs]

It's Jupiter

Planets don't 'twinkle'

[GrimmaTheNome]

YABU. You'll never get a mortgage for a philosopher in the current economic climate.

[Monty100]

Bump

Anyone?

[AnyFuleKno]

On balance, it does sound like when he suddently went for a sleepover at his best friend's house at 2am that it may not be entirely innocent.

Have you tried hacking his email?

[BoysAreLikeDogs]

I got one in pistacio vomit with velvet trim, with matching change bag

their's pix on my profile, I scrub the wheels every day to keep it cleen

[GrimmaTheNome]

OMG I've just seen the most enormous loofah

[BonzoDooDah]

If it's on your fanjo I'd see a doctor - seriously - just go - now!

[ThighsWideShitItsAGhost]

Christina Blakley apparently, but don't hold me to that.

[chipmonkey]

Fennel, domperidone and fluconazole. And get the latch checked. Unless you're a formula feeder.

Nescafe, Walnut whip and cheerios.

[Monty100]

Are you sure you didn't plant them upside down? [hhmm]

[ThighsWideShitItsAGhost]

Sorry, my fault. It wasn't Christina Blakely, it was Ken Dodd.

[BoysAreLikeDogs]

yes, heather shimmer and blue eyeliner; those were the days, eh?