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I need a tenalady!

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Hair sprayed by Elnet

AIBU for PMSL and ROFL at this thread BTW?

Hairnet tightened by Massage

There's never a 'like' button when you need one

sofa declared unsafe cleaned by Hasmat

'new government' by Scaresnet...

You ate a whole wheel of cheese?

I'm not even mad... I'm impressed.

It goes forks, knives, spoons

and yes one really must own a good butter dish and at least 47 ramekins (in case of sudden visitors...make sure they sign your guest book of course)

Hello Puppy calling do you want to play with me....

I've exhausted my stock of 'ages' 'eteds' and 'ets'.

Will have to go home now.

Ooh ramekins. I was just thinking about those this morning. Good times.

Once the liver is removed roughly sew back the abdomen and sell said liver to rich Romanians.

And put the heart and head on a stick, and display in the in the town square, as a warning to others.

Cabbages greeted by Debrettes.

PMSL

Thighs was that link fingerhead?? Were you on a rude thread with me last year?? lol, I sound cryptic now!

Always have a soft spot for fingerhead...

Oh, I was Stretch BTW!!

Peerages demoted by Baronet

Celery vases
Garlic presses
Gravy boats
Knife rests

This thread deserves to be resurrected

I've worrying about this a great deal overnight OP, and I think it's time for your to ask yourself - What would Jesus do?

Or Elvis?

Or Wagner?

Still no sign of the hamster then?

Your child, your decision.

Erm, was it a full moon last night by any chance?

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