If it was MNers, not MINers, stuck underground...

[Eleison]

Style and Beauty: Does this capsule make me look frumpy?

Childbirth: If I'm not out in 48 hours, will I have to be induced?

Relationships: DP keeps messaging me from the surface to say that he can see himself on telly. Is he narcissistic?

Good Housekeeping: Can't be bothered to shift rubble from tunnel entrance. Am I a slattern?

(etc. ...)

AIBU could be interesting!!!!

AIBU : to think that they could have gotten us out of here in less than 65 f*cking days?

AIBU: to think that those miners over there are forming a quiche and excluding me?

sorry chaps i think this in poor taste

quiche??? real men don't eat quiche!!

@ quiche

MayorNaze;

There are jokes all over twitter about the miners - lighten up.

mayor.. as yet it is a success and will hopefully continue to be so

i don't think its the same as being lighthearted about a terrible tragedy

@ real men dont eat quiche

i mean., i know its a tragedy that it happened in the first place but it has changed into a wonderful success story

I'm going to change my name to dafta de'punkazales...

fair enough :)

would we still get wtc ctc etc whilst down there?

We would be tutoring for the eleven plus via loud speakers up the hole.

G&T - Is my child G&T?
DH told me via the telly thing that DS had built a lego rescue machine to "get mummy out". Is he G&T? Is he?

AIBU to not want David Cameron to be one of the first people I see when I get out?

'AIBU to tell one of my fellow miners to SHUT THE FUCK UP about her bloody MIL?'

Abs - It would all depend on the ORT level Your DS would have to have his 'book bag' lowered down the hole for daily inspection/discussion/judging

There'd be nowhere to flounce off to though

giraffes

Quite. You would be forgiven for chinning him if he tried to hug you I think though.

daft - I will also namechange. I would be MassiveKnobDirtySanchez

Make sure your spelling and grammar is correct on that rescue note, don't want outside world to think MN standards are slipping.

lololololol MK

Tell you what, some of those miners are pretty hot...I could have coped down there.

AIBU to want them to provide me tubs to express milk into so they can be sent up to my baby?

Especially the 1st and 2nd ones daftpunk!!

Phwoarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Oh yes, the first one was hawt, as is his brother. Well done Mr and Mrs Avalos. Well done