If it was MNers, not MINers, stuck underground...

[Eleison]

Style and Beauty: Does this capsule make me look frumpy?

Childbirth: If I'm not out in 48 hours, will I have to be induced?

Relationships: DP keeps messaging me from the surface to say that he can see himself on telly. Is he narcissistic?

Good Housekeeping: Can't be bothered to shift rubble from tunnel entrance. Am I a slattern?

(etc. ...)

'My DH did absolutely no housework whatsoever while I was trapped down a mine shaft for two months, he's now being shitty and saying he didn't feel he should because 'I'd only do it the wrong way'.

Would I be unreasonable to kick him in the nuts and put bleach in his curry?'

Poster A - 'Only Two months?? I was lost in the desert for for months with only two Greggs sausage rolls and some out of date Panda shandy...'

would the capsule be a 4x4 ?

In the style of a thread I read earlier "I was 69 days late home from work and my childminder had my DCs dressed and waiting in the garden"

No offence to the OP on that thread

pmsl

Site Stuff: As the last one out, I consider myself to be a MinOldie and am starting my own website. So there.

ooh, as MassiveKnobDirtySanchez aka number 21, surely I qualify for a MinOldie because you must have your friday night filth threads, and I could be chief contributor

Geeky stuff: bugger all wireless connection down here....

Mumsnet Local Meetups: meet you by the wall, no, the other wall....

Imagine what's for dinner?

dust?

Do Greggs deliver ??

AIBU: a group of old MiNers have fucked off to another exculsive mine and have called themselves Minoldies, AIBU to be pissed off they havent invited me?

Style and Beauty: How do you make eyeliner out of coal?

AIBU to think that the size of the rescue shaft is fattist?

pmsl - fattist

Media and Non-Member Requests:

Anyone not yet signed up with Max Clifford?

If so, could I have a picture of a pretty one of you with coal dust attractively smeared on one cheek and your children looking traumatized but relieved its all over? I could make up the quotes so it needn't be too much trouble for you.

inspirational thread!!!!

Bit worried about Friday night being bumsex night Imagine, all those hairy truckers!!!

Conception: im 6 weeks gone but have been in the mine for over 2 months

It'd be the plate rescue thread on a bigger scale.

"My DH has slipped down the back of a mine shaft - WWYD?"

snigger

Gardening Club: Anyone else growing mushrooms this year?

why isn't this mine wheelchair friendly

Some flaming bint has parked her capsule in the disabled space cos the mother-and-chiild ones are full

Tram Huns - which mining cart are you buying this year?

Message sent up to rescuers: Don't put any bloody froot shoots down the supply tube.