If it was MNers, not MINers, stuck underground...

[Eleison]

Style and Beauty: Does this capsule make me look frumpy?

Childbirth: If I'm not out in 48 hours, will I have to be induced?

Relationships: DP keeps messaging me from the surface to say that he can see himself on telly. Is he narcissistic?

Good Housekeeping: Can't be bothered to shift rubble from tunnel entrance. Am I a slattern?

(etc. ...)

SanctiMoanyArse - what is the Phoenix carnival club?

Capsule wardrobe:-

Hardhat
Chilean flag t.shirt
Heart rate monitor.

HTH.

Sorry, I don't have any promotional codes at the moment

sugarlake never mind tea I almost choked on my own saliva at "how do I fit into my capsule wardrobe?"

Oh yes, lots of bunting in the MN camp hope. Lots of it.

If DC was waiting as we came out, some MNers would punch him in the nose and some would hug him. Others would run off looking for the Chilean President to hug instead.

Note to DH back up on the surface:-

Get a subscription for SkyPlus and send me down a TV Times - ta x

(Katy ; ds's in the chariots each side, at elast 2 of them, dh electrician, me on tractor upper deck.)

Sorry.

Arts and Crafts: "Alternative uses for a wanky basket"

Too right about El Presidente. He's coming to visit next week I think. Any chance of a kidnap swap with DC?

wanky basket?

wnaky basket, surely?

i wanted to call my ds Sebastian (long time ago), was outvoted, now I wish I had, still like the name and the President

hi Sancti
this just has to be knacky (as in knick-knack) basket, surely??

I have a Sebastian. We call him Bas but it's my favourite name of all teh four.

Wnaky basket; a sort of hiipy toy- basket filled with natural life things- eg wooden spoon, pine cone, hemp cloth- that used to be popular / running joke (depending on whether you were Franny or Cod) here years and years ago.

oooOOOooo, Sancti, I so love that name, so you lucky thing!!

wnaky then? never heard the term before, must have been before my day

Ah i;ve been here so long the Ark is named SS Peachy

Style and Beauty - How to deal with Helmet Hair

Webchat - with the Wombles. Coping with life underground

babynames update:

Shaft

MN Book Club: Please vote for this month's Book of the Month. F. Dostoyevsky, Notes from the Underground, or G. Orwell, Coming Up for Air

AIBU: to save 500ml of the drinking water for rinsing my mooncup?

Arts and Crafts - Don't waste your time down here, why not crochet one of these

Mumsnut :o. That is a corker! I love this thread!

"aibu to be really upset that dh didn't get me a present when I got out of the mine? He worked tirelessly looking after the dcs and helping with the rescue team, but he couldn't take five minutes to think of me?!"

Recipes: any ideas for improving tinned tuna? Limited seasoning options.

I don't know why you're doing this One AIBU discussion and we'd all kill each other :o

And at least half of you (survivors of The Big Row) would refuse to be rescued until David Cameron fucked off home :o

The capsule clashes with my overalls, and apparently we're going to be on tv! How can I politely turn down the invite to be rescued without hurting anyone's feelings?

Lost in chille: earlier this month I was trapped down a mine shaft and I left my earring down there. I know this is a long shot but if anyone does reopen it at some point it would mean the world to me if you could have a quick look for a dangly, silver earring. TIA!

Health:- God, I'm hot. Do you think I'm perimenopausal?

Have we started name changing for Stuck down a dirty, big, black hole season yet?