So, we're getting married, best ways to irritate all our guests here please

[Madascheese]

Well DP pitched up with a very pretty bit of jewellery yesterday and proposed! How excited am I?

It's a good one, though, beccajoh... I hope she commissioned a dress in the style of 'Lady' Mary Charteris off some random on eBay (who reproduces it for £40 in finest rustling nylon. Elderly relatives will love it - as did LMC's dad, who appears to be staring into the middle distance: