D'y ever wonder why we wash towels if we only use them after baths?

[TeaSleepFood]

I know there was no time and I feel all weighed down with the responsibility of it all, but here we are ladies, a new home...

Ooo, trips - that would be a great line for the end of a book chapter!!!

Quick, girls, what's about to happen on the next page....?

Hoochie send them to the Vic. I'll be there in 5

ohhh issshhh oonly MY Nikoshhhh - awwww look girlsch hesh here at last.

Whats that Nikos - you need my body now hang on let me try and get off this bar stool

OK girls - form an orderly queue - have him washed and sent to my tent!!

ROFL Trips - Im jealous you would be able to almost look Nikos straight in the eye - think he is about 6ft 6in - he wouldn't care about your kecks - bet he has never met a tall woman like you - the Greek girls are usually little!!!!

Shabs.........Ill nick you a bottle of Hs miracle grow he uses in his allotment, he`s got the biggest tubers up there, so theres hope

Oooooohhhhh Matron!!!! H has massive tubers -

Knowing my luck Trips I will grow sideways instead of my height

Wheres that Momma gone, she started all this?

Doooooooooooooo wish something exciting would happen though.............need some excitement...............

Feel sick even thinking of that mammoth snail sleeping in the next room to me tonight, they are nocturnal, what if it gets out and I squash it going to the loo in the night.............now I do feel sick.....
d`y think I could put it on e-bay?

Right going to watch Hells Kitchen, will pop back to say goodnight

Had an unexpected visitor and had a glass or two more than I should have......DP was to be home by 9.30pm ish........he has just left Glasgow now and be home in just under an hour...... (so that will be half eleven?) the Thai Red Chicken Curry I lovingly prepared from scratch remains all prepared on the bunker awaiting being flashed in the pan. I said I'd wait up, I said I would have food ready for him. I was seething earlier because its been like this every night he's home..... and I frequently feel like CinderbloodyElla lately, but I am breathing through it because in the face of all aridity it is unimportant.

ignore me I have had teh benegit for too many glasses of vino eclipso.

Shabs, PMSL!!! I love your Nikos posts.

Right, where the hell is radio gaga when you need it?????? [grin[

snails and big tubers.............did I post on teh right thread? SPML!!!

oh buggery bugger, fingers not behaving

crap, how will I explain to DP "hi darling, yes, I'm three sheets to teh wind, but your dinner is gorgeous and all from scratch, btw I have project managed our new HOME to within an inch of its life and your children lie sleeping like babies in their beds......... whatdya mean you only want to eat soup at this time of nigt ??????

snorris, how lovely to see her being herself! Do you/DH sleep over at the hospital with her? Is it likely she will get home soon? Can we do anything?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uKOOHncNGw

My dearly loved and missed friend Linda, should be in South Wales tomorrow with her beautiful DD - tomorrow is her DD's 30th birthday. She has put a pic of her fantastic Mam on Facebook - have tried explaining that her Mammy will be with her on her special birthday, in spirit, but, obviously her DD wants her Mam.

This is NOT a sad post - just wanted to remember my great mate. xxxxx

OH MY GOD - pass me a baby wipe

Oh my, this thread is up and down...........so Anthea is gone in the kitchen, right choice I think. D`y not think Marco az a petit twinkle in iz eyes? Kale Nits ma petit mange tout xxx

Kale Nits my love....see you in the morning xx

Morning xx

Great morning NOT!!!

Well done Rubester -