D`y ever wonder if Prince Pixi will be named?

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Can`t face the wrath from Scotland

Frumpster - about replying honestly in threads - I normally do especially at beer o'clock just before Radio Ga Ga opens on the multiples.

I can stop a thread just by looking at it ROFL and I dont give a flying whatnot

Can be especially cutting on stuff like domestic violence or AIBU.

Right, I have two sets of teeth to brush and one to supervise.

Two bottoms and faces to wash and two bodies to dry and dress. And one to supervise in the shower.

Two stories to do, followed by wees and kisses galore, and one set of homework reading. Then one chapter of "The Folk of the Faraway Tree" to read.

Then a glass of wine to pour, a breakfast table to set, three sets of everything to lay out for the morning, including laundry and shoe polishing and a dinner to cook for one

Then I could chat with my lovely pals before kissing three sleeping heads around the midnight hour.

Does that all sound ok?

There will probably be some crisp munching and some other jobs in between as well. Heeeellllooooo

Oh Shabs, I'd love to....but its far too early to be truly honest I sometimes can't believe the stuff people worry about!!!!!! And then I remember I worry about a speck of shit on the end of a leg belonging to a teeny tiny, slightly deformed, brain bent, ant. And I keep my words to myself.

ooooooooohhhh Frumpster - The folk of the faraway tree......right I have washed my own bits, got my flannel nightie on, have brushed my teeth, have got my legs crossed and my arms folded......Ready Frumps bring on the mighty Dick and Fanny and whatever land is at the top of the tree - Im ready for it

I have to read Richard and Freda to him

He just came round and said 'dont even tell MN that I love the faraway tree - Im nearly 11'

I love the Faraway Tree and I'm 35 and its on its second time round for me and I will still be insisting upon it reading it to the DTs when they are ready for it too! Love quality kids books me. Send Tomster my way, we'll be in heaven. Enid Blyton rocks, even after all these years!

(I usually write that in my notes to DP "even after all these years"

Is Tomster a Roald Dahl man as well?

Shabs tell the Tomster theres nothing wrong with a bit of F........

NO!!! I can't do it!!! The poor boy is way too pure

I love the faraway tree and the enchanted wood,o.k for very different reasons,but I do love the way that they were written...pure genius!!!!!

FG you are right!!! Tony Stockwell it is!!! I must marry that man right now!!! I have much more interesting RL friends on the other side than I do now,so I need to be in touch

Do you think Tomster is having a transition moment? My DD1 is 7 and used to get blackheads on the side of her nose. She has progressed onto whiteheads and I am beside myself. Its not right so young right?

Does Tony Stockwell wear pink suspenders? IFKWIM.......

F.G I'll come!!! As long as I can bring lashings and lashings of ginger beer and thickly buttered pieces of bread

Twas the famous Five and Secret 7 for me.
I sooooooooooooooo wanted to be George

Stories......laundry.........kissing.......it all beckons........later girls, later,

I think they might be a tad pink FG, but its that bloody accent!!! Alright my darling,bear with me

I am sure that they pay Colin Fry to make people cry he always has to push them right to the edge i reckon he is on commission...£50 a punter!!! LOL

begone with you fair maiden, I have to organise the zoo

Ooooh, jam sandwiches for me.......

My dad used to make homemade jam. From fruit he grew in the garden or that me and my brothers would pick from a fruit farm. It was heavenly. The smell as we got ready for bed. Often he'd have a tiny plate of pre-jam jam. The tester that showed it wasn't quite ready. He'd let us have it hot, on bread or toast just before bedtime. AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaarrrrrgghhghghgghgghhh! I think I've lost it tonight. I must get DP a job in London again. This isn't right.

Ladies

being around snorris has made me consider the thought that I might not be done on the kid front........

Snorris - I blame you for this feeling!!

Evening!

Mmm! Homemade jam. My mum used to make Rhubarb jam. I could just eat some now on crusty bread.

Thanks again for a great w/e-I've managed to recharged my batteries after a manic couple of weeks (although I did go back to bed not long after I got home ).

Congrats LG&T! I've got my scan on 3rd June so I'll find out then whether I'll be needing an 8 seater .

Me? I'm innocent

Oh my lovelies I wish I could have come. But it was good that I didn't because I had a client go into labour (that took it out of me) and now I have another one who is trying to labour 4 weeks early and I have no cover for the children! Grrrrrrrrrrrr

Evening ladies,
Tonight I am going to be happy..........
Fed up with feeling blue, can`t change a thing, so had a glass of du vin rouge and feel better except I lost my mobile phone at the castle this afternoon!ersuaded the patient to come for a walk with us, poor thing, he was washed out, it was a struggle for him, had a very low few days.
Big week ahead, consultant tomorrow to duscuss the surgery etc, then oncologist on Thurs to discuss chemo, dreading it all.
So glad you ladies wot weekend had a fab time, London in the Autumn then?
Howdy Shabs, sorry I missed the late night music! You ok?

snorris stop acting all innocent.....I am now feeling sooooo broody!! DD was so cute when I got home I said "I might want another one" to DH, who said "good" and left it at that!

Hiya trips - Im fandabidozey thank you very much. Tommy says to tell everybody he likes Roald Dahl as well but not to tell anyone else. He's in the bath now rapping along with Buster Rhymes on the radio One minute Magic faraway tree and next minute rapping about how he might kill his mother if she keeps nagging!!!!!!!

Im too old for this job but cant find anyone to accept my letter of resignation.

I accept

Mines in the post