D'y ever wonder what you'll find in the shag pile?

[frumpygrumpy]

Momma, I hoovered!!!

Dingdong - will get DS in bed and then we can have a chat about the benefits of excessive alcohol to one's well being - or we can just have another glass.

hey shabster I reckon I'm pretty clued up on the benefits, as are HM and FG I might add cheers

what are you trying to say Dingdong!! (downs second G&T prior to getting on the wine).

One of the things I asked the trainer today was how you could wean yourself off the stuff you love like wine, he politely told me to imagine it as a glass of piss.

Not sure that would stop me.

hey, if it has the same effect you've always got an emergency supply

oooh momma whats CBT? cryo behavioural therapy? Certain binging territory? C Beebies Telly?

Spill - I am lost.

cognitive behaviour therapy (I think)

please don't ask me what that means though!

anyone know what rofl means? I dont speak, normally, in text language - lol g8 that isint it? is it 'randy old fart laughs' or rude old flippin lady.

Please help

Hi all, sorry I havenßt been around for ages, I think about you all but just donßt find time to get on here and catch up.

Ißve had a few bad weeks of horrendous sleep deprivation (teething) and huge stress at work (AH boss*).... but things seem to have improved the last few days and Ißm starting to feel a bit more human again.
Had my mum staying which is usually a nightmare but for once and probably the first time ever she was really quite supportive and thought about me before herself.... I must have been looking baaaaaaad*

Love you all....

Shabster - it means "roll on floor laughing"

Leo - hellloooo welcome back!! And loving your use of the whatever it is that they use in the German language, the thingy that is two ss's!!

and thanks dingdong re Cognitive whatsit, think I preferred Cbeebies telly......

off to bed ladies, at work tomorrow so catch you tom evening if I am not busy cooking an Indian extravaganza for DH for Valentines Day ( I am WORLDS GREATEST WIFE)

Mars you are clever with your [ &} things dd fell asleep during dvd after commenting at beginning eeuw
( during sex bit)typical 13yr old
I am ding dong are you having double trouble tonite?
Keep going with weight answers and how you babies moved stories
Harrogate mum do you get to stroke other people with paintbrush during NLP?
Shabster have you tried diamond white it is a really wicked cider?
theslownorris have you lost an animal??

Galaxy - All four of my sons were conceived after a night on the Diamond White. OMG I sound like one of those women on Jezzer Kyle who Jezzer calls 'madam' and says things like 'if the alcohol is affecting your everyday life then you are alcohol dependent' then makes them have a word with Graham the shows shrink (who worringly looks somewhat like the devil)

NOT that I ever watch our Jezza in the morning at 9.25 on ITV

Harrogatemum, should he not be cooking for you?I cannot remember the last time anyone cooked for me and I am mightily fed up cooking for 5 people 3xs a day 7 days a week! In fact I am really really fed up tonight.
1, Worried about DH
2, Both wrists aching all day(athritis)
3, Exhaust gone on car, need it repaired by Sat to go to Norfolk, est cost £433!
4, Washing machine playing up, works sometimes not others
5,Kids still awake and annoying me
6, Just got a very unkind e-mail from a friend that has really hurt me.
Boo Hoo!

TTTTTRRRRRIIIIPPPLLLLEEETTTSSSSS WHERE ARE YOU - found that photo today of me you and that northerner we know - ha ha I look like a very very tiny wee dwarf stood under your armpit xx

Oh hiya trips - you were waiting for me to post that message and look a fool as normal

Triplets - tell me who sent you a horrible e mail and I will personally batter them - whoever hurts you - hurts me and I am a bad tempered, sarcastic, hamster owner.

That northerner who has found herself a new man? About time we had a reunion. She deserves it as we know. Good night that was, how long ago now?

Yes that Northener!! Think our broods were about 5 or 6 - know that my DS encouraged your 3 to disrobe of most of their clothes - just like his piggin mother

Shabster have I found a soul mate, you are the only other person who has heard of diamond whiteI drank it a lot in my misspent youth when viviting boston(lincs)

galaxy - yamas (cheers in Greek) think though at 51 I should have got over MY teenage rebellion by now.

I'm on a cheeky little number tonight - Carbon White - a well balanced, light, crisp cider, dry with a characteristic sharpness.

Have a chipped mug with some in love - YAMAS
Anyone for a cheese and onion crisp butty on white bread (dont worry I have flora light spread on the bread so we will be fine)

Ahhhhhhhhh yes, it all comes back to me now, I will never forget your DH meeting me for the first time and saying, y raight cock? Cock I thought, cock? Then offering to but me half a pint of stout!! No, seriously, and I <strong>am</strong> being, it was a fab night, brill to meet you and the "northerner", lets do it again.........its <strong>our</strong> big w/av this Sept, wont say how many glorious() years, but I am hoping for a string of pearls or better still a trip to the pearl factory in Inca on our favourite island!!

Carbon white sounds good, greek references working their way in here.
I can recommend white bread, butter, grilled fishfingers and garlic mayo
vg at 2am

This is spooky..........I had never heard of Diamond White until last w/end when my youngest brother came down from Durham and bought half of SAINSBURY`S stock!