D'y ever wonder what you'll find in the shag pile?

[frumpygrumpy]

Momma, I hoovered!!!

Hiya ladies - just got in - feel VERY VERY DOWN!! thats not like me I know. Kind of got that horrible anticipation moment when you know something awful is going to happen.

Triplets - you are my star. OMG I am getting drunk sentimental - but I havent had too much too drink.

Will be fine in the morning - see you all over the other side ladies xx

Good morning shabster, how's your head?

I've got the ipod touch too, it is ace! DP bought me mine while we were on hol, as an early valentines pressie. This valentines is five years since we met.

Overun, nice to see you! I've finally got one of mine trained. The other still seems nowhere near though. We still have everything bolted down too, you are not alone!

Morning Chopster - I feel fine and dandy ta very much. Wasn't a week-end type drink, just a quiet, little drink!!

oh good, so are you happy again? Or do I have to hunt for pictures of Mr Williams?

Happy Ms Chopster thank you. Dont worry about searching for the Robmeisters pics I have a clear image in the back, right hand side of my grey matter.

Oooooohhhhhh he does strange things to me!!

Heeelllloooo anybody out there?

Overrun Stay a while. We miss you. The point of being here is so we can hear everyone elses shit and feel better about out own

Momma, tallulah doula ding dong bells on what???? I still haven't scrolled back to catchup on all the bits I missed when broadband skulked off and left me........

Mars, a photo? Mmmmm, I don't want to be lacking tenderness. But. I can only imagine a picture of people looking desperately sad and woeful (and whilst I can do the Anya Hindmarsh of those looks its just not you my dear) or else people looking daftly smiley holding up rabbit fingers and plants behind each others heads. Either way it would make me want to laugh, so, yeah, go with the photo

Close the door please, I am meant to be cleaning........

Meant to say Oooogs, I got the Sunday Times too. Wasn't I brave? Don't I look well? Did you know I was a champion gymnast? [chin high]

Shabster hi! I will get to that story my love, I will..... you ok today? Spill it if you're not

TKB W E D D I N G D A Y S O O N

lets do that again.....

fg, mars is now co-vice Chair of DoulaUK, and it has totally gone to her head. She expects everybody to bow when she enters the room and has ordered a throne for the corner over there.

Thanks Kelly, I had a feeling something like this would happen to us at some point. I'll get the sledge hammer, you get a prop. Ahem, for the door widening of course

Ms frumpygrumpy - aye love Im alreet this fine morning - even sunny in Bolton!

My friends DD was at our small gathering last night and she makes me want to support the beating of 11 year olds - am ok now - ta for asking.

Mars - frightens me - I have already told my mum, Dotster, about her!

fart cushion for Tallulah Doolah - ha ha ha ha - bet she dosent do proper farts herself - you know like the Queen

I'm going before she comes on here!!

DS4 is doing an impression of the flower on Little shop of horrors - FEED ME FEED ME NOW!
I blame his atitude towards food on BF on demand - he thinks the microwave is too slow.

Laters ladies (and MLady - our illustrious leader)

fart cushion

Overrun! Heloo, my lovely! How is your little gaggle of boys? I've had another one since you were last on here!

I am the best wife today. Have organised for me and DH to go out tonight, without the children. And it's to one of DH's fave restaraunts, where we haven't been since the early days of our marriage (was going to do it tomorrow but couldn't get a sitter). The only thing is, now I need to tidy the house so the babysitters might actually be able to find essentials - kettle, TV remote, children's beds, etc.

RAAARRRRRR! Dd1's hamster is out! Bloody child.

Dear Mars
Sympathies with loss , have just surfaced after sick kids now I have their cold.
All bowing down to the cooler momma VIP doula
Selling babymooning and doula idea to all new moms to escape being knackered