D'y ever wonder what you'll find in the shag pile?

[frumpygrumpy]

Momma, I hoovered!!!

Oh yes cock I remember that - he reminds me of a Sacha Distel type - suave, debonair, with a touch of class - he has dragged me down!!!!!

Its our 30th in March - sure Im eligible for paraole. DH wanted to renew our vows in Falaraki in June - sod off I thought! Gonna go the church in the village with just my thong and tassels - they will be sure to change the outcome - Im going to say 'No, nay never, no nay never no more.'

Make sure Nikos is the best man and then drug him into saying DH vows!!!!!

Galaxy - SCRUMMY BUTTY OR WHAT!!!!!

I think we have to spit some diamond white in the palms of our hands and shake on that - appreciation of the apple juice called Diamond.

Apple Sisters

Trips - You are not half as posh as I used to think you were - its wonderful - think you may have the wigan gene in that tall body

Why are you all here? Free choccy is being given away girls!!!!!

choccy is here

TTiger - any crisps or dry roasted nuts?

Yes but is there any nuts in them?

trips - keep asking about nuts - Ive been over to that thread and I dont even particularly like choc!!

Shabby my bosom pal, posh I aint, just live opposite a royal castle thats all, and of course we can see France!! Wiganite blood is on DH side Although my Mum was born nr Wakefield and my Dad (love my dad) was born in Derbyshire, so you see I have northern roots. I have forwarded you the hurtful e-mail, would value your honest opinion as I know you will tell me the truth!

GIRLS - just noticed we are almost up to 1,000 messages - bet Mars does the 1,000th one and I bet I sent message number 666

I popped over too, hate mini eggs and cream eggs, yuk! Would like to ask if anyone has got Bobbys Nuts, they are scrummy, but wont ask as some people on here have a vulgar mind!

I agree trips - not like us refined gentile ladies (aw I just pumped)

Trip are you in windsor on on the iow??

Dare I confess to knowing about Diamond White? Innocent me,never touch alcohol!

Galaxy-my eldest daughter's hamster has gone "walkabout". Not that I can blame-I would want to share a room with her either .

galaxy - she's from newcastle - opposite the Queen Anne pub -

blame it

Actually in Walmer.............the castle is 5 mins from my house, The QM used to stay every July, along with her corgis, she also came to our church, where we were married etc,1 min walk from our house, posh aint we? Keep trying to get Shabster to come on holiday here but she won`t come

slow norris - spit in your hand and shake!!

We could have a family council like the Dingles in Emmerdale but starting with a C for cider.

Welcome one and all - to the Cingles Appreciation Society

Gah! I wouldn't want to share a room! Time for bed methinks.

Trips - I cant come - passport needs renewing, no euros, my pack a mack has got a hole in it, and.....and......and......

There is no escape from the Derkster.....god this chastity belt is bloody itchy

Ooh! Does this make me an honorary Northerner? Or are you defecting South?

995 messages - cant wait - its like bloody New Years eve without the girl crying in the corner cause her boyfriend just did tongues with her best mate.

sNorris - you can be a Northener any time you want. Think of the band Oasis and copy. You DO have to be a Numpty though - it is a part of the contract.

I have to confess to "aving a liking for Guiness, drank it thru both pregnancies, good head on my breast milk! In fact I wonder if there is one lurking in the cupboard, was about to go to bed as I put the lecky blanket on hours ago ready to toast myself but blasted DH has gone up before me!!

Fight ya for the last post!

Evening.