D'y ever wonder what you'll find in the shag pile?

[frumpygrumpy]

Momma, I hoovered!!!

You pulled that back by the skin of your teeth didnt you e star!!!

No offence taken too thick skinned for that!

Morecambe ROCKS (very quietly and gently tho)

Shabs and Estar do you know each other?

Trips who cares how old we are - you look damn fine to me - could fancy you myself if I didnt lurve Mr Williams so much. Wait till June when you are honorary grandma to our Lewis - we will be Morecambes Glamorous Grandma competition winners.

And Godzillas, triplets

Estar - trips who the hell is Estar?

And proudly so! Will be giving the knobbly knees a miss this year myself...........

Hey trips, are you trying to say that my mum is old?

Theres a special attachment on the hoover for that Shabby.

She probably started alot younger than me!

OOOhhh trips - Nikos the beautiful barman (aged 24) from our hotel has just sent me two e mails. I am going to go and correspond with the handsome one and try not to get too giddy. He always calls me darling and I loved it until I saw a text he sent to DH calling him darling as well.
See you in a bit ladies - will need a crafty cig when I have finished with him.........

Ah, Shabby, our dustcarts carriages may have once passed each other and meybes we've tipped our cloth hats at one another some time?

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sagapo Shabby, I am off to bed to try and get some sleep, night night all xxx

Oh Mars what fgs?

The rising costs of this blardy funeral. Haven't even left the UK and I'm up to 1K! Grrrrrrrrrrrrr

Really Mars? Haven't ever organised a funeral before, and I can't think past a box and some nibbles. No?

I know, its shocking the cost, someone said the average funeral these days is 2 grand, someone is sharing the cost aren`t they?

Honey that is my quarter share and it's in blardy Jamaica and so shouldn't be as expensive as here. I've never organised a funeral before and never want to do one again. Every time my phone rings its about Jamaica. I could learn to hate a country you know.

I'm dreading counting up the total cost! somebody tell me I'm doing the right thing? sigh......

Triplets is now off to bed...........sulking...........boo hoo...sob sob....old enough to be Mum all(cept Shabby) of you........where is my Sanatogen? Triplets takes the stair lift up to bed.......

Oooooo Mars, thats a lot of money, but, its the last thing you will do for him, despite all the past hurt. You are doing the right thing, you know it. I wouldn`t mind a trip to Jamaica, been doing some homework on it with DD, she has just done her first project on a Victorian, we chose the life of Mary Seacole, wonderful wonderful character.

Bed this time xxx

you could do the trip for me if you like!

proffers inadequate bossoms for mars. xx Does that include the flight costs?

Welcome back frumpy,

The poos are doing great thanks, LGT, I think he has cracked it!
I'm very envious of you witht he chickens, I'd love chickes. Hope foxy is nmow keeping away though.

shabster I'm really starting to get this image of you as peter kay in drag.