D'y ever wonder what you'll find in the shag pile?

[frumpygrumpy]

Momma, I hoovered!!!

One last question - what's the etiquette on how many comments you can post without getting a reply? Can you just carry on talking to yourself? Is it wrong to do five in a row? Plain desperate?

DH will be fine - babies are fine and dandy - if I find out I will let you know right away.

shhh I'm not here.

I talk to myself constantly - bit like Shirley Valentine - since we went on the internet in January I have talked repeatedly to the wall next to he desk!

in a very quiet voice - Im not here either, I am typing very, very quietly.

Do you think she's gone agirl? Tip toe. No, quieter than that. Oh sorry I just farted. Dont be soft it dosent smell. Oh yes you are right it stinks. Sush..........shes still there.

how do you type a whistle - pphhhoo pphhoo pphoo pphoo - going to go and pluck the pheasant for tomorows evening meal.

all I can hear is the rustle of my petticoat

right Im going to ravish my DH - NOT - SHUSH Im in the study on the fourth floor - nobody is around. Oh well I will go and take off my bustle, corset and button up boots - god that fart stinks. night night everybody. night night

agirl are u there? stop laughing - theres no bugger listening zzzzzzzzzz

Blimey! I have an early night and the thread doubles in size!!

Congratulations to Merly and hello to Shabster .

Nothing exciting going on in the Norris household,just the usual. Dd1 being an (pre)teenage dirtbag,dt's are dt's and dd4 doing her best to rule the household .

theslownorris - hiya thanks for your welcome.

my lovley friend - triplet - recommended I take a look in mumsnet and I was instantly hooked.

Morning Shabster and Norris! How the devil is eveyrone today? I dont know how you lot stay up so late - I am in my bed by 9.30pm most nights! I have a week off work this week and am just relishing the thought of a full kid free day......they are all at nursery today and I am going to ditch my original plan for decluttering.

Instead I am going to watch TV all day and read magazines. And Mumsnet. Hooray!

ooh cross posted, morning momma too! And whats Marsy's big secret? Hmmmmmmmmmm???

c'mon then, who is up the duff? Spill, mars!

I didn't have a good day yesterday. Took the boys to preschool, stopped off at sains on the way and realised had forgotten dt2's shoes. So ended up stuck indoors with them and no patience all day. Dt1 is still doing most of his poos in his pants, but is very reliable for wees, so I can't exactly put him back in nappies.

I wasn't up late-I got up early because I went to bed at about 7pm. .

Big decision here-I've got 4 hours to myself today.
Do I
a) Go riding on my horse,buy something decadent for my lunch then spend the rest of the time on MN?
b)Stay at home doing housework,with breaks for MN
or
c)Hit the shops despite having little money and not needing anything?

There is also option d) Spend the whole time on MN!

oh norris I am having the same dilemma. I have just been browsing tops on the Debenhams website and I fill my basket with stuff and then think, oh no, I cant!! And close down the web page....think I am going to make a cup of tea and watch This Morning. I dont know what to do with myself as I NEVER have time on my own. This is a rare treat.

I would go shopping buy some yummy lunch and come home sit on MN and eat. You can tell us what you bought.

Mars what is the secret?

Shabster lol at you last night and you acgirl trying to keep up You are clearly bonkers shabs, you fit in here so well.

HM sitting and veging all day sounds like immense fun, i need a day to that >

Chops you must persevere now you have started, bugger, potty training it is hell. How is everything else? Cooked anything delicious recently?

trouble with vegging is that I'm permanently hungry - have had mushrooms on toast for breakfast and keep looking at my watch to see if its lunchtime yet!! I have put on a load of weight as well in the last month so got to be a bit careful! Dont think last nights curry and wine will have helped on that front.......

I like the idea of shopping the best too! I'm sure I'll find something I really need . I can hear the M & S food hall calling to me.

Morning ladies. large gandt - glad we made you chuckle last night. I dont need any prompting to be a nutter - finds it easier living on planet shabster if you are slightly odd!!

Who is doolah doodahs favourite? Who would she confide in? This secret better be dam good

Im going to give it a little while and then write a 'pretend' note from my mam dorothyster to mars asking for more information! I managed to avoid detention with mars by sending a note from my mam so this may work.

yes Mars, where are you exactly? Stop doing that coursework/doula-ing/salsa-ing/backing LDC and get in here and tell us your secret!!

afternoon all,
All was well at my MW app this morning Heard both the heart beats Too cute!!!! But im measuring 22weeks and am only 15!!!PLEASE i know im having twins but really!! I feel like a huge hefer............Im scared witless about how big im going to get.
Well they start my attic conversion on Mon looking forward to conversion but not mess they say it will take 2-3 weeks.But it will be nice, DS1 is moving up there so we have a room for the twins It should be nice for DS1 as it has plenty of windows and a real wood staircase
Now looking at conservatory quotes.....Oh and winning the lottery next week.
Twinkle