D'y ever wonder what you'll find in the shag pile?

[frumpygrumpy]

Momma, I hoovered!!!

Mars don't make us wait till tomorrow for the god news, I have enough trouble sleeping at the moment.

my french maid's outfit has snot on both shoulders and spew down the back - do you mind?

right! All of you go over to my link and watch the YouTube video please. It's rather funny and no one else seems to be bothered [over dramatic sob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

Gowaan then - what's the ONE thing M?

It means I'll be even more busy! lol

agirl - snot and spew are a requirement of a french maid - i still have the same on both shoulders and my DS is 10!!

Dont go to the link - press for more information

that will get her!

Oh i get it, lemme guess - You're getting swirly green chains put up in your living room too.
Erm, you've managed to put your life story to the tune of William Tell as well.
Or was it not that link?

Ma'm i have a vestibule and a palisade if you need to enlighten us further

That William Tell link is so my life! lol

And who told you about the green swirls?

You're a clever clever woman shabby, i like your methods....

But what's a palisade? a little palace?

Ms Marslady - have you been snogging boys in the bike sheds?

Anyway, isn't it outside loos they have up north?

Apparently agirl - a palisade is a front paved yard type thing - defo not a garden. We need to push - where have I heard that before.

get the torture stuff we will prise it out of her

Night, this world has got all a bit too wierd for me. x

although I do have an outside loo - and I am very much north of Watford gap - but also have electricity and an UPSTAIRS bathroom type place. I keep the whippets, pale ale and cloth caps in there.

Never mind that.....

agirl dont go..................

Oh ok then dammit! just please - enough with the prostrate weeing.

already.

Here's my best shot:
Mars - is everything alright at home dear?

Now really must go, I hear something - babies shouldn't make bumping noises in their sleep, surely? Or maybe that was DH alone and abandoned upstairs. x

agirl - nice one. enquiring but not commiting

Right... I'm off to bed [evil laugh]

Oh and I've given up wine for Lent and I'm missing it already sigh.............