MLM Bot Watch 61: enquire within upon everything pyramid-shaped

[GoldenKelpie]

New Fred! Welcome all!

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Modesty (and boasting about it) is the new showing off perhaps 🤣

So Broke has lost 8lbs in a week ...hardly surprising when he's been speeding his tits off all week.

Excellent new podcast has arrived produced by the wonderful 'The Anti MLM Police'

It's called 'Anti MLM Weekly Round Up' and is now available on Spotify. hear that Elle Beau is an upcoming guest in a future episode.

I have seen it all now nurse leaving her son in the bath so she can " pop on " to let us all know about her payday sale.

Oh Yawn, if you had the money that you claim to have from your biz you would employ a professional to renovate your bathroom properly. Or, at the very least you would buy new tiles etc and do it yourself.

Good luck in cleaning your shower properly with all those layers of paint on 😂

Yawn's upcycles always remind me of that saying .... "You can't polish a turd but you can roll it in glitter"

Cheapo job which will go flaky quickly

But she has ‘vision’ so that’s all good

Just pineapple handles to be added for that unique ‘always add one thing too many’ touch

The bathroom made me laugh. It's like when she bought those cheap tile stickers from amazon for her kitchen. Painting her naff old tiles is the kind of thing I would do if i could be arsed because I'm broke. I have the tile stickers in my kitchen

Back in the 90s a friend of mine was on one of those daytime home makeover programmes that were really popular at the time.

I can't remember the name of it but basically a makeover team swarmed in and transformed your room in a ridiculously short amount of time. The big reveal on screen looked not too bad but honestly, the reality was quite different .

The finish close-up was so poor, the workmanship was, quite frankly, shit and in no time at all it looked tatty.

This is what Yawn's house reminds me of.

Yawn needs to stop buying tat in B&M.

Speaking of tat, BBL's shop (where no money laundering ever happens) appears to be full of cheap, poorly made, badly fitting clothes that her friends are modelling with sour-faced expressions. £25 for a tiny top and pair of shorts imported from China for pennies. How does she sell anything at all?!

Is frenchic a MLM??

@CodenameVillanelle

Is frenchic a MLM??

Nooooooooo! Just a really nice paint that doesn't cost a fortune (looking at you F&B).

Pretty sure that will be another recruitment ground for her in that case!

@CodenameVillanelle

Pretty sure that will be another recruitment ground for her in that case!

Absolutely it’s performance painting to lure unsuspecting newbies to her wonderful lifestyle.

Uber didn’t get a cheque. There’s no way they’d have allowed her to not be part of the success day. No way. We need someone with an inside track to find out wtf happened.

I am now starting to believe that she didn’t.

Using the modesty card whilst then posting Instagram stories of an investment property purchase seems at odds.

This will be huge if she didn’t, I imagine those cheques bank roll the lifestyle and also help take the sting out of the tax bill!

I've just had someone trying to tell me that Tropic is not MLM.

I also live in Yawn's area and it has occurred to me that other Bots in the area now talk exactly like her (apparently even those who had to get a proper job have now regained their passion for FL - one lady did a live video. The voice is Yawn 🤔

Bloodsuckers accounts are out. Look disappointingly healthy. Obviously it pays to exploit the most vulnerable in Africa and diversify your market.

Interestingly; they have converted a lot of their cash to a listed investment. I wonder what that is. It wouldn’t surprise me if they have invested in FLP itself (you scratch my back and I’ll scratch yours)... but it could be anything.

@Cacacoisfarraige Uber's husband isn't the bio father of her youngest. Her ex is a FOF and a weapon's grade arsehole who left her when she was heavily pregnant.