MLM Botwatch 56 - New Year, New Thread

[Jasmin82]

Bot-watching into 2020. Hoping it's a good year for all (and the end of MLMs - Hey, a girl can dream!)

As a tribute to Yawn’s cheques, let’s play Blankety Blank!

First name: Au [BLANK] de la lune
Second name: Lady Diana or Frank [BLANK]

No, her name isn’t Pulling a Mooney Sinatra, but it’s a good guess.

First name is also the same as sports presenter and OBE _ Balding. Except yawn spells her name the other way.

@IFeelItComing

Wig: first names is daughter of Elvis Presley. Last name the surname of the captain in Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

Sleaze: first name is guitarist in Limp Bizkit. Last name is the surname of actress fairly recently divorced from Ben Affleck.

Yawn doesn’t like pushy people !

Nice flag placement over the bit in yawns post which shows a 2.5k qualifier! So she just scraped in. What level did she qualify at for previous rallies, does anyone know?

Yawn scraped in at 2.5K last year also.

Thanks @acatcalledjohn

Castles latest podcasts basically saying that all they have been doing and taught over the past 5 years is wrong and rubbish and does not last in business.

I thought that they had the best training about and follow an easy and fail proof method of success?

What is her angle?

Also Castle, spend some of your six figure income on a decent mic.

Hmmm
Taking your children out of school?
Well I suppose if you don't value education you wouldn't think twice about taking them to Australia to attend a rally during term time....

I'm shocked yawn got 2.5k but likely bought some of if it with that inheritance money.

Taking her children out of school for 2 weeks is a bad move. Son is first year of college and I believe daughter is year 10. Bad timing for 2 weeks off for both of them. They will also be bored shitless the first week while Yawn and Mr Yawn attend FLP shit. They are too old to be interested in that crap though I'm sure will be paraded.

Just caught up with those posts regarding sleaze and wig and the vulnerable gentleman they’ve roped in.
Some of those posts from a few years ago are just horrific reading and despite the persons family warning them off they just keep going.
I would go as far to say that it is a safeguarding issue as they were/still are preying on vulnerable people and that’s not acceptable.
Wig even tries to justify it that the person hasn’t used their own money but that someone had given it to him to invest. So bullying him into being in debt to friends??
If they are preying on him then they will be doing it to other vulnerable people too.
This is perhaps the worst thing I’ve seen in MLM now. I’m actually shaking having read it all.
The absolute lowest of the low.

Also interesting to note that wig reckons she was a teacher!!!!

“Wow D** coming from a teaching background I was the biggest sceptic out there after being threatened with pay cuts and redundancy in the education sector for 3 yrs . I knew I needed peace of mind and financial freedom for my famalies future . I only wish I had found the industry sooner ... Welcome to the best industry out there for freedom time and choices 🙂”

i see Yawn isn’t invited to the “Glamping event” 😂

This whole 'new' Castle is so fake, she is completely unrelatable.

The whole, I had no confidence, I have done it all wrong, I apologise, I know now the secret to a successful business..

it is clearly her super training from her uber coach across the pond to appear vulnerable.

Anyone who I know that has crossed paths with her has seen her true colours, and it is not a vulnerable, confidence less shrinking violet - quite the opposite.

Yeah the same schtick that PhD bot trots out

I was making a six figure income but was doing it all wrong

Self sabotage bullshit.

Whereas a couple of years ago it was all so easy and she breezes through it

As usual with Yawn it's all smoke and mirrors. 2.5K qualifiers can't arrive until the 5th day, and they have four nights paid for - that's it.
Yawn and Mr Yawn will be travelling Economy for 24 hours to have four nights in a conference hotel, of which they will be attending workshops and that awful whoop-fest where they'll watch everyone else get a cheque.
Their kids are going to go out of their minds with boredom. I just hope they get a decent week afterwards doing something fun before the 24 hour Economy flight back home again.

A lot of these bots are full of BS to be fair.
They trot out the same "I didn't have any confidence" drivel at least once a year or on a reboot for their downline - then proceed to tell all the world how tough life was before they made the squillions!

There must be another Success Day around the corner as there is so much activity! - A slugfest of yellow bottles - whoop whooping - and more reasons for them to irate their partners at home whilst rinsing the credit card!
Interesting to see how many will attend this time as the usual camera angles, soft focus and light boxes may not hide the decline and lack of tickets sold this time around!

If Yawn qualified at the same level she did last year, do we think she has been buying more stock herself to boost her ccs? Seems odd that she is at 2.5k again whilst others have slipped down.

Just reading the Global Rally show policies, they have a strict no personal flags policy 😂. Do people really make their own and take them to these things?.

they have a strict no personal flags policy

...... probably because it would make the event look cheap and tacky....oh, wait a minute......

Yawn's posted a video of her "customer" orders today. I'm fairly sure SHE is that buyer. Her "customer orders" look very much like what a family would use.

Her own best customer.

Oh and fluoride is full of nasties apparently. It's not. It's one thing for a start.... Not a mixture.... And it does have some redeeming features... You know... Like saving people's teeth....

Ffs she is such an idiot.