MLM Botwatch 56 - New Year, New Thread

[Jasmin82]

Bot-watching into 2020. Hoping it's a good year for all (and the end of MLMs - Hey, a girl can dream!)

The rising star has been doing forever for 4 years and she's just got a suitcase.

I'm jealous.

@Whiterangey good grief!

I still think a merkin MLM is on the cards somewhere. Let’s see if that invokes the Law of Reaction.

Yawn is telling barefaced lies

Well not barefaced actually as she wears so much slap, but they are still great big lies

20 people having a shot of aloe gloop a day earns her 400 quid a month apparently

I wonder where nurse's vile suitcase is?!

Rise at 5 is the flavour of the day now, keep them tired to remove that thought process you don't want them to engage!

Classic brainwashing strategy. Even better if they're deprived of food (via a stupid diet plan) as well as sleep. Effectively curbs critical thinking.

At the start Yawn said 20 people as retail customers made her £400 a month. At the end she said they made her a couple of hundred a month. Quite a big difference!

She also states people in her team are earning bonus cheques. Really?! Who???

Yawn's live was one lie after another.

Unbelievable

Yawn, and the rest of them, have NOTHING to offer.
No actual business, no actual business coaching or advice, no proper mentoring (how can you mentor someone when you have a vested interest in them staying in the MLM? What integrity fo you have?)

I know we have focused a lot on FL here - how have I missed Vitameal, Nu Skin, please google. It is appalling! (Makes the Nestle Baby Milk Scandal look positively philanthropic.)

As for BAU, PHD’s history, in her own words, boasts of her earning 1K in her 4th month, already earning 2K every month within 4 months, but already talking about being a six figure earner. Quite different from current struggled for ages.

Funnily enough a close colleague commented when she was getting a cheque eighteen months in to the biz that at the same time last year she was only earning a couple of hundred quid.

Also looks like castles bff and her bff and bought tickets to Oz.

Literally cannot wait for global rally this year. 😂😂😂

Imagine buying tickets to go to that shower of sh**

Castle's BFF's other BFF says,

Do you live in Sydney Australia or know someone who does?
Perfect opportunity to get in touch with us so we can share more info with you on our business. 🙌🏼

Already planning to prospect the fuck out of Oz 🙄

Nurse had put a photo of ‘the team’ on an Insta story and claims they are all ‘smashing January’

1. They are not your ‘team’ they are Yawn’s downline
2. Nobody is earning any money

Glad she is making that choice. The kids need you during exams.

Lipbot's back bossbabing again. Usual opaque post about smashing it but quite at what is currently a mystery...

Oh Christ, she isn’t, is she? I’ll see if I can figure it out.

Oh god I'd completely forgotten about LipBot (also completely forgotten her name so if anyone can give any clues.....)

I've forgotten her name as well

The flamingbot she’s gone in with seems to have started in Anne Summers in 2013, but 2 years ago she was selling whitening toothpaste. She’s now on linkdin claiming to sell the usual MLM balls, she’s also featured on the Nuskin success stories page on their website, saying she started in 2015 and is now earning 6 figures.
There are also YouTube videos where she is presenting on how to get to blue diamond within Nuskin.

Good luck Lipbot. You’re gonna need it.

One of Yawn's dogs has broken his leg. Yawn wrote a lot about it, but none of it is expressing sympathy for the poor thing, no sympathy, no warmth to that dog at all, it's all about her, and then showing off about how she is going to be the best broken dog looker after EVER!

That's an horrendous injury in a dog, it must have hurt him so bad, I hope he heals fast after they have done whatever they are going to do to him. Poor little baby, i've broken a leg and it was horrible and I could understand what was going on, horrible thing for an animal.

Poor dog!

If she slathers its leg in aloe and it miraculously heals, John Oliver’s line in his MLM takedown will be apt:

“The dog is now walking!”