MLM Botwatch 56 - New Year, New Thread

[Jasmin82]

Bot-watching into 2020. Hoping it's a good year for all (and the end of MLMs - Hey, a girl can dream!)

I hope she doesn't give him the aloe gunk to drink, diarreah with a broken leg would be horrible for him.

Looks like Sleaze’s new love affair finished after the new year celebrations. His beau is no longer tagged in any of his pics. Nevermind though, he’s getting over it by going back Into the pointy, three sided business with Wig. He’s even got a promotion!

I've worked my way into a few private FL facebook groups. One of them froths 'when I thought I couldn't love this company any more!' Apparently FL are 'donating all funds from the global rally to the Aus RSPCA!!!'.

In fact they are asking everyone who watches the live feed to donate $5. FFS.

That's cheeky, but they know people will do it and praise FL while doing it.

FL wil take all the credit.

I see my younique bot is on the plane headed for the Bahamas. I'm awaiting pics with interest.

So Sleaze is single for all you single ladies who were disappointed he was taken so quickly after Wig.

Now is your chance.

One of my Facebook friends has just started posting younique bollocks, I thought they were all but over in the uk? The unfollow button is very useful in these circumstances!!!

@SSDGM

I'm aware of most of the Nu Skin so called hierarchy in the UK, does the person she has fallen in with have the same surname as Jesus's occupation??

Baconbot is setting up the beginnings of selling melatonin in the UK.

Yawn now has an insight into the life of a carer.
Fuck off yawn, you absolute twonk!

I've worked my way into a few private FL facebook groups. One of them froths 'when I thought I couldn't love this company any more!' Apparently FL are 'donating all funds from the global rally to the Aus RSPCA!!!'.

You’d think the least any decent company would do is offset the carbon for all the totally unnecessary flights around the globe to collect a cheque

@9dartfinish2nd no, Lipbot posted she’s in with someone who has a FLAMing odd surname who lives on the Ermerald Isle.

I see there is a big FL do in Scotland tomorrow.

I wonder if any of the boys read this?

If you do, one of the role models speaking and telling you how to run your business

• is the director of an insolvent company
• took a huge directors loans which defaulted
• owes HMRC tens of thousands of pounds
• defaulted on her payment plan with HMRC

THIS PERSON IS BEING PARADED AS A ROLE MODEL AND SUCCESS STORY.

Wake up, look at the facts people, even the ‘successful’ boys are losing money hand over fist.

Even if one attendee reads this and thinks about leaving, then this page is working.

*bots x 2

Yeah, Yawn can fuck right off.

@SSDGM
Ahh I know exactly who you refer to and I have to confess she is one of the very few in Nu Skin who I hope eventually wakes up to this and gets the hell out.

I thought she had but FLP UK haven't updated their page, but Uber isn't a member of the GLT this year.

So she didn't do 7500cc's this year.

I wonder what that will do to her cheque. If she didn't get to 7500cc's, I wonder how many got to 5000cc's?

I can't wait to see if Yawn got t o 2500 or only made 1500 this year.

I guess that’s why she’s not going to global rally Whiterangey. Thrown her toys out because she’s not part of the GLT?

And it’ll be a neat way for her to avoid showing off the massive drop in cheque she’ll get. I bet she glosses over the whole thing.

Here’s hoping for under 10 cheques for UK bots this year.

Uber probably thinks it was a blip as she was soooo busy planning her dream wedding (that her minions paid for) this year. Do she's keeping her head down and staying out of it. To be fair she's had enough decent size recent cheques to use as bait to keep trying to lure in the new blood. Unlike, ahem, some people who like to recycle photos of 4 year old cheques but have lost the plot completely (looking at you, Yawn).

Waiting for Yawn’s excuse not to go to Australia

She’ll be weighing it up... no cheque to collect, long journey in cattle class for a few nights....

But the opportunity to take lots of photos to beef up her social media .....

Is it worth it? Or will she choose to ‘put her family first’ and stay at home?

In 2017 Uber was 12.5k as was Bloodsucker. Castle was 10k. Welsh Rarebot and Lanza were 7.5k.

How the mighty have fallen in just 3 years.

Yawn and Castles BFF were GLT in 2016 as well.