Anti MLM/ Network marketing thread NUMBER 43!!

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This is the 43rd thread in a long series about the dangers of network marketing/ MLMs such as Forever Living, Ariix, NuSkin, Arbonne, Younique, TS Life, and MANY MANY more!
Posts here will give examples of the lies told by 'top bots' who portray luxury lifestyles in order to lure in new victims and of the other techniques and brainwashing used by MLMs
Over 90% of people who join an MLM end up LOSING money. Always bear that in mind when considering paying money to join!

The needy thing is her making it clear that these women are like her children and need her world class business mentoring to become successful. 🤨

After finding out who BBL was I spent ages a little while looking back over her posts. There was one back in the summer (end of August) when she posted in response to that mum of young children who died after surgery in Turkey.

BBL was saying how she was never going to get her bum done, there was no way she'd travel abroad for any surgery, how she felt sad for the children left without a mother etc ....... less than a month later she's had it done in Turkey

Just worked out BBL Bot. Her mother is a serial Bot - I think she was part of the LTW/Valentus crowd. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree!

Y A W N is having a V E R Y busy morning putting a single deodorant in a jiffy bag.

Recruitment Update:

I asked for more details. I’ve been told that it’s a “health & wellness” project and that “text can’t really do it justice” and we should meet for coffee.

A: it’s FL isn’t it?
B: I’m going for that coffee and I’m going to experience The Pitch!
C: EEEEEEEK!

OMG Arbunne! I am so excited for you. Please go and let us know what it is like.
(Says me who refused to go to a tropic party last week!).

Yawn's post of 'I've got friends going through a tough time right now'. Correct me if I'm wrong but has her husband's mother not just died?

Arbunne. Are you armour-plated?

Cozie, it will make me a better woman.

Also, from what I’ve learned so far it’s a really exciting health & wellness project that I can work on around my existing commitments and I have the perfect skill set for it! What’s not to like???

Can you just touch your business in all of your pockets of time to make you an entrapenur?!

My local 24 hour gym had started hosting Tropic parties and is uploading members of staff that have had makeovers.

I had no idea it was mlm

Norma you won’t be laughing when I’m a Super Soaring Flappy Pigeon up on stage in Stockholm getting a big old cheque from Rex!

I am going to buy rent my dream home and own lease a big flashy car! Then you’ll be sorry, you haters!

Love (by love I mean ‘I shake my head in disbelief at’) the carefully staged selfies, boomerangs or photos that bots take to show that they are ‘working’.

Imagine if normal people in J. O. B.s did that every time we sent an email or went to a meeting?

Omg Arbunne, you’re on form today!

When’s the big meeting?

Well done Arbunne! Stay strong.

I think before the face to face meeting you should compile a little game card for Buzz-word Bingo.
I reckon by 20 minutes in you'll have a full house

@Arbunnehun I am SO looking forward to your post pitch report!!!
When are you meeting up?

Lordy.

Well I (for one) won't call it a successful meeting unless you manage to turn them. 😃

Arbunne I will be in complete awe of you on stage meeting sexy rexy. Are you sure you don’t want to join yawn’s team instead of this other bots? You might get a beautiful diamond bag.
One can only dream of a lovely yellow suitcase ...

Well you may call it 'dream', Norma. Others may call it something else......! 😃

If anyone is in London & wants to hover/eavesdrop... PM ME HUNS!

Arbunne, what if the bot kidnaps you and you end up in an anti-MLM reeducation centre in Utah for an indefinite period of hard hunning?

Would love to ride shotgun @ArbunneHun, but it may turn out to be my botted ex-OH, I can't see that going well!

@ArbunneHun I'm well jel, I'm 7 months into mat leave and haven't been recruited once! Your meeting isn't in south west London is it?

EEK! @Twenty! Can you imagine...? #awks