Anti MLM/ Network marketing thread NUMBER 43!!

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This is the 43rd thread in a long series about the dangers of network marketing/ MLMs such as Forever Living, Ariix, NuSkin, Arbonne, Younique, TS Life, and MANY MANY more!
Posts here will give examples of the lies told by 'top bots' who portray luxury lifestyles in order to lure in new victims and of the other techniques and brainwashing used by MLMs
Over 90% of people who join an MLM end up LOSING money. Always bear that in mind when considering paying money to join!

I've been watching this thread for about a year, crying with laughter because I've worked out some of these people.
I'm an ex hunbot, I'm not ashamed of it mind you, you live you learn!
Uber, rasher, broke, castle, messiah and the Maserati welsh couple I not only know but have had personal dealings with including being at welsh couples home for a 'training' that was a fun 6 hour round trip... honestly the shit we do! I probably do know the others but haven't worked out who they are by their names on here so if someone could fill me in there I'll probably laugh some more!
There are two more that I don't think you are aware of and they are hilarious to watch because they are in each other's pockets backing up claims etc. 2 stone losses in a month etc.

Home school bot never run talks about forever living anymore so not surprised she hasn't mentioned success day.
Bbl is hilarious, posting how ill she is so she can't look after her kids and next post is how she is at the pub 🤣.

My favourite BBL moment was post-BBL when she suddenly seemed to realise that because she can’t sit down for a month or whatever, she announced that she couldn’t drive her children to school, so unless someone did it for her she’d have to pull them out of education for a month.

What does BBL stand for?

Any Handy hints for finding her? 😉

Thanks

BBL = high-risk, fashionable cosmetic surgery procedure.

Another one who is itching to find out who BBL is!

I know what it stands for but have no idea who she is. Which MLM is she with?

Juice plus. She ended up in The Scum newspaper for losing weight on horse piss pills while pregnant.

Comments on that story are..... interesting.

I've followed BBL for a while now. I love the way she posted a pic of her in hospital looking wretched saying she wont be online for a whilend then a few mins later is back again! If she had sepsis surely she would be admitted? She was in A and E for 7 hours, probably long enough to get a few tests done, prescription for antibiotics then kicked out.

Oh god, I found BBL bot from the clues and I wish now I hadn’t!

BBL is promoting capsules for pregnant women- this can be really dangerous!!

Bingo! Got it!

Help @ohmygodtheykilledkenny

Her obsession with food is bordering on eating disorder.

I think she may be a vegan? She’s not mentioned it? 🤷🏻‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Except the odd dairy milk!

Well, yawn’s downtime newly married bot obviously took lots away from the “training” at success day yesterday.

Today she’s posted she’s looking for someone who suffers with “bloating and things”

*downline not downtime!

Found Bbl bot.

OMG! Especially at the sepsis thing.

I have found as well

An interesting character

She says ‘aaarrggh’ a lot doesn’t she?

I could lose a good few hours scrolling through her profile. She’s definitely not dull!

Just worked out who yawn is... Fitting.

I'm watching acti pornbot decide to become a Muslim in the last two days. It's her latest recruiting tactic because Muslim ladies are pretty good at sales in mlm

Is Uber still peddling the mindset training and splitting the £££££?

I had to stop reading BBL when she was complaining the BBL had given her a bigger size bum than her waist and the boob job a bigger size than that. It was completely a humble brag, but what does she cocking expect??

Sodding thank you certificates for her impoverished downline, I’m sure they make paying the bills easier every month. Piss. Boiled.

Broke has been in FB jail for a week. He is also claiming CBD oil now cures hair loss. Fucks sake.

The Diamond handbag......😱😂🤐.... just no words!

Can’t find BBL - I don’t u derdyand the clues!