The London theatre trip thread

[LyraSilvertongue]

Welcome to our new home Berrie, Zebedeedoodah, Oggsfrog and Binkleandflip.
Hope you all find your way here.

Incidentally, there is an unfortunately awful photie of Lee in heat today with a short interview in which SWMNBN - yes I mean DVO name comes up. I note from the photo that his eyes are in fact, dark blue as opposed to brown - must check my fantasy facts!!

And yes, just a fantasy not a plan (I wish)

Zeb! Pay attention, he is wearing a jumper not a shirt...though I admit that my first thought when you mentioned the coffee was that he'd have to take it straight off!

just though baileys is nice and creamy on the lips... but quite frankly he could be downing a malibu and pineapple with a cherry and unbrella and he'd still be the most alluring man in the room...just...

you're missing the point btw. The giggling behind the paper is supposed to come across as enigmatic but fun and approachable y'know? Not hysterical and borderline scary

I've got to go and organise the year 1 Christmas disco now (we've got 90 5 and 6 year olds coming - yikes!) so on my return I expect to read the full fantasy, with all the little facts ironed out. OK?

We'll work on it Lyra, anything you want to throw in before you go and we can work it in

Im with Zeb...mad cackling behind the newspaper very scary

So not as enigmatic as I was hoping then

By the way, I have definately peaked in the health stakes and am rapidly going downhill again - pounding headache and bunged up ears so I think I might just take myself off to be when I've picked up dd

Poor Binkle...hope you feel better later.

Right...

How about:
latte down the crisp white shirt in foyer.
Moi/any of you guys: "oops, silly me...what, you don't have a change? Do come to my lodge where I have a with roaring log fire and I can find you a nice chunky definitely not Val Doonican jumper to wear."

Then we can drink something sophisticated and alcoholic whilst I slip into something silkily elegant.

"Oh, and by the way, kindly keep your gob shut unless you intend to break into some divine singing whilst gazing moodily into my eyes" Is that any better?!

Sorry, I'm at work, which is definitely not the place to start tapping away at more in depth scenarios with a more inspired use of the English language I'm afraid.

Ok that's the facts sorted, now we need Binkle to give it a Mills and Boon-esque flavour

Oh I have had a laugh today with all this

Door 13

Got soooooooooooo much to do! So here I am!

Lyra how can you be so disciplined?

Oggs, I miss Yoooooooooo!

Disciplined? Moi?
Right now I'm lying in bed with a raging hangover after the nursery mums' Christmas do last night. Apparently I left my keys in the door when I came in well after 1am.

I'd planned to clean the house this morning then whizz over to Ikea after pickig up DS2. Ain't gonna happen.

Lyra, Lyra, Lyra. Do we ever learn?!
Bacon & egg mcmuffin and a gallon of diet coke always worked for me

Moyles this am was talking about DvO and Lee, and being deeply cynical that it had only been going on for a month! Still, it shows he doesn't have a problem with older women

Come on Berrie, isn't it time to spill?

Binkle, I trust you're quiet because you're busy writing.....

I'm supposed to be going out tonight with the mums from DS1's class. The idea of drinking wine ...

Start with a bloody mary and go downhill from there.....

What what what? Is he really seeing her then? Do you think she tells him not to talk?

Someone put me out of my misery!

Here we go.

Always head for the quality press for these important news stories.

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Goodness he can't be that dippy if he has kept her amused for 4 weeks...