Aw Berrie, you should always take time out to indulge in a little bit of what if.....?
Come with me now Berrie, on a journey to 'I-got- loads-of -ironing -to- do- to - clear - the - back- bedroom - before - the - inlaws - turn- up - for - chrsitmas - but- let's -just -say, what if....land'
What if.......I happened to bump into Lee waiting to meet his agent in a quite hotel lounge where I was staying..so I play it cool, dont crowd him, I'm reading the paper and let out a little whimsical giggle to myself at the article which piques his interest..he asks what is so funny....
....I move over to his couch to show him the article...we get to talking, we drink coffee, we realise his agent didnt turn up and now its time for dinner..so he invites me to a quite dinner in a country inn so I go (obviously I'm not married ahem!) it gets late, we drink baileys and feel chilled, relaxed and all warm....
....the air is filled with anticipation. Lee finds out they have a lodge down the road, shall we stay instead of going back to London? Yes, I say, but there'll be no funny business - 'But of course not' he concurs (both of us knowing of course what is to come) so we get in the lodge we get changed into the robes and VOILA !! Here we are, in front of the fire etc etc etc
Did someone say "get a life"